Yes the platforms have been a little forlorn without your opulent presence. And now you have one more item on your list of claims to fame, you had a mad accult magician arrested. I'm sure you will have some great stories to trade with Bobby about that.
Actually, I am quite sorry to hear of your being victimized. Gorgeousness will always be a liability around those who have no way to recognize the threshold between admiration and devouring.
Have a safe journey home!