From talking to you about this recently Daddy, I think it is pointless to try to make the 500 hours into ONE movie. Keep the performances intact, and market it as a series. You know there are at least 1,700 people (the Motherboarders!) who would buy the entire series. Self-produce, and make a profit.
Don't forget to check out MONDO NEW YORK which showcases alot of the great Pyramidees.
When are you going to bloodie call me for the interview?