Craigslist !!!

It's the big time for you sweetie!

But not as big as this.
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Forced to Sniff Your Farts - 25 (Union Square)
Reply to: pers-369554735@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-07-08, 10:44PM EDT


Do you want to put me to work worshipping your backside?

I am a deeply submissive slave - seeking a dominant and punishing male who needs a fart rag. Please put me to work worshipping your fumes! I like a dominant guy to force me to keep my face near his ass while he blasts me with his gas and laughs as I'm made to inhale. email me. I can host.


OK, as long as you can host.
Is Jackie Bigalow in town?



To the guy I gave a bj to in Barnes & Noble - m4m (Upper West Side)
Reply to: pers-373730043@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-07-14, 12:53PM EDT


I gave you a bj in the restroom at the B & N at 82nd and Broadway last night. That was so hot! I swear I've never done anything like that before in a public restroom, let alone with a complete stranger. We shoud do this again.
Someone pass this on to Bunny:

LOOKING FOR A NASTY BOTTOM THAT SMOKES ROCK..LIKE A OPEN HOLE ,PUSHED OUT, BIG PUSSY LIPS..WANT U TO TAKE A HIT ON THE PIPE WHILE I STICK RAW BLACK DICK UP IN YOUR SHITHOLE..YEAH REALLY LOOKIN FOR CRCKHEAD BOTTOM SLUT..HERE IN THE SOUTH BRONX LOOKIN TO TRAVEL..CAN U GET FISTED OR CANT HOLD YOUR SHIT ANYMORE GET AT ME ...POPPERS,420. PANTIES/BRA /CROSSDRESSERS++++
seriously HOT dude from the orgy last night - m4m - 28 (Chelsea)
Reply to: pers-396027732@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-13, 1:50PM EDT


you were the young hot abercrombie dude, I was the young hot Indian dude...we fucked each other at the orgy in chelsea last night and it was SO HOT!! You're prob around my age, 5'9", 150 lbs w/ short brown hair and a smooth lean body and a great cock! Those other guys couldn't take their eyes off of us! Would love to relive the event in private some time...hit me back ASAP so we can start it up again dude!


So...when he says "Indian" - does he mean "casino" or "call center"? My casino side is itching to know...
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FART BUDDIES - 37 (Chelsea)
Reply to: pers-570002749@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-02-11, 12:06AM EST


NASTY GASSY ASS GUY HERE..LOVE TO FART STINKY ONES IN PUBLIC..MY FAVORITE PLACES ARE CROWDED ELEVATOR AT MACY'S OR BLOOMINDALES, BARNEY'S DURING WEEKDAYS THE PLACES ARE CROWDED WITH TOURISTS AND FAMILIES, THEY RE PERFECT INNOCENT BYSTANDERS FOR MY STINK BOMB...LOVE TO ALSO FART ON AN UP ESCALATOR SO THE PEOPLE COMING UP RIGHT BEHIND WILL GET A FULL FACE BLAST OF MY ASS GAS.

LOOKING FOR OTHER GUYS THAT LOVE TO FART IN PUBLIC, THE SMELLIER THE BETTER..PLEASE BE ABLE TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE WHEN YOU DO IT ..THEY DON'T NEED TO KNOW IT'S OUR GAS...I LOVE ALSO TO FART IN CROWDED RUSH HOUR SUBWAY...THERE S NO ESCAPE FOR THEM..USUALLY TAKE THE E OR THE L TRAIN SO IF YOU RE ON THAT ROUTE TO WORK TOO LET S FART-Y ( FART+ PARTY=FART-Y)

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So if a turd burglar collects, you know, dookie. What do you call someone who trolls for farts?

I mean besides Nancy Isla, Jackie Bigalow, Messy Bonnie Raitt, Messy Carly SImon, Mesy Soon Yi, Vonda Hormel, Virginia Plop, Deb Farmer, Texxx, Mesy Yoko Ono, Francine 59, Fancine Pi, or Hattie.

For real.

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