INTERVENTION

Let's shake off your DT's with me this Thursday @ Sapphire

I LOVE this.
VERY clever!
Finally there are some interesting club nights to go to in New York.

I think my daughter Sammy Jo might need a little intervention. Ever since she got back from the UK she has been...
well, different.

funny...
she looks the same to me.

My name is Daddy and I have a problem.
There, I've said it.
I feel much better.

I'm in recovery now.
Well, the first step anyway.
I've admitted that I have a problem and now they tell me that I have to DJ the demons out of my system.
So Thursday May 4 I'll be spinnning at INTERVENTION.
Spinning all my demons into oblivion!
(Or at least into Adam Goldstone).

I say we rally the troops..... Brace yerself daddy and Adam!

Shades of Magique. Blocks away from me home. Count on me and Messy Bonnie Raitt stopping by to vomit after we're done hanging on Forsythe Street rolling drunk cab drivers.

OK count me in but remember, I'm pregnant.
So I'll be partying for two.

You mean vomiting for two!

*

Seven are you dating Messy these days?

Naw. We are just such good facilitators of eachothers' foibles that it makes great nonsense to hang at the same parties. When she gets too messy I can still steer the ol gal towards the right trade for the night. And when horny clubflies start to try to grope me Bonnie is the perfect pit bull. Plus, instigator that I am, I always like showing up at a party where they won't let her in and I get to just step right past her while she's loitering on the curb with that desperate misfit look on her face -I mean even a social reject like me needs someone to look down on- that's why Bonnie is one of the most important people in NYC for me.

We have worked out a short list of fun club games we play though. 'Bonnie in the Dark', for instance, which is a simple trick where I ask a total gym queen in the club to meet me in the men's room in two minutes but when they shut the door behind them in the toilet where we've unscrewed the light they find themselves in the clutches of the messy one. Another fun one is where we pick out someone and ask them to hold our cash for a minute while we 'search' Bonnie's purse for some cigs. Then we turn back to the mark, ask for our cash, count it, and tell them its short $25 and they better cough it up or we'll get security on them.

But I think you and me should double date Bonnie sometime. Just not at one of Sweetie's parties, I don't wanna get banned from those because of the company I keep.

Aw seven you're so sweet.
We haven't played "Bonnie in the Dark" in ages.
I almost forgot about that game.

Thanks for the offer .. but I hear the only reason Adam Goldstone invited Daddy to play is to see if he could get a hook up with Bonnie... so don't want to cramp his style.

Then come a little later, around 3AM. Goldstone should either be getting a workout with the messy one by then, or be dead.

Here is a little inspiration my counselor Jill Herman sent me.

Intervention Inspiration.

And Bonnie,
Your ex-girlfriend Tiffany E-mailed me.
She's coming with Nancy Isla.

Tiffany

Looks like a decided lack of intervention there, Daddy.

I like Tiffany.
She's good people.
I wonder if she knows Messy Bonnie is pregnant?

She does now asshole.

Here is some more Intervention Inspiration from Jill.

Me and Betty Domination will be there... lock up yer latino's!
Can u handle it! LOL

Seven, Miss U, Lexie, Sweetie - how about a gathering of the gang? It's a perfect low key spot for a chin wag...

I'm totally there. But not until late. Messy Bonnie Raitt called from the Toombs again. I have to bail her out as usual. Maybe we'll bring some hunky jailkeepers!

Don't make it too late... it's a school night for me...

HA HA HA - famous last words above!!
I got home at 3.30am
In the workplace now... drunk and faux-incharge!
What a great night..... really fun party... I think we should all support this one.... everyone wanted to have fun,especially my brassy broads! We ended up going on to my fave tittie haunt... LORDY LORD.... all I can say is - what happened there stays there! Jeez! Jeez Jeez talk of an intervention....
Put it this way Dirty Martini was SHOCKED!

I saw a nipple get busy last night and someone showed me where he recently got stabbed.

Am mortified by my behaviour........

What a cute party!!!!
Congratulations to Jill and Adam.
Thanks for my intervention.
As Adam told me last night, "Daddy, after a certain age that kind of behavior is not so cute".
I guess he's right.
Anyway, last night was a hoot.
You people are freaks.

And I heard all about what happened after you all left INTERVENTION with Naughty Anna Nicole...
DAMN!!!
I wish we could write about THAT but we can't.
Famous sports stars! Hookers! girls doing shots off girls tits! A Star of a well-known HBO Mafia series who...
Oh forget it, too many people read these boards now.
I wish I could have gone with you because Messy-You-Know-Who showed up after you left and puked all over the DJ booth.

We got a chair here with your name on it.

We might need an intervention!

Mmmm Breakfast, lunch, AND Dinner.

Here, let me identify the girls in the picture.

Thursday, 6/1/2006:
Intervention: The Anti-Party

Take that first step toward regaining your dignity with recovery counselor Jill Herman. Group leader Adam Goldstone and special guest DJ Lemar Henderson spin enabling anthems and cracked-out beats"”electro, glam-house, cha-cha disco, and more. Fall off the wagon the first Thursday of every month.

Thursday, June 1, 2006
Sapphire Lounge.
249 Eldridge Street at East Houston Street
Subway: F, V to 1st Avenue
10pm-4am, $5


Replace frustration and despair with hope and action.
www.theantiparty.com

Nancy Reagan Pinata Tonight

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f276/intervention006/NancyReagnPinata.jpg

It's time for another Intervention!

Am working late tonight so might trot over there if i still have energy.... brace yourself luvies...

You know it's NEXT Thursday Anna Nicole?

I really hope you and all "The Girls" can make it again!

oh bugger am sooo daft....

Tonite's the nite!

This is really a cute little get it on.
I hope I see some of you messes tonight.

Have to swing by HQ first for some breast an beverage but should pop by there after... brace yerself! And remind me to show you my mozzy bites!

today is nancy reagan's 85th birthday...

Daddy, what's Intervention? Is it safe for me to go there tonight? From all the bantering I've read it sounds sort of fun.

It's REALLY fun.
Very low key and stupid.
(but stupid in a smart way).
Perfect for summer.

Adam Goldstone ended up playing last night (because I couldn't stop dancing).
He was playing "doctored" drug speeches by Ron & Nancy Reagan over funky house beats.
Adam is a fantastic DJ.

This party is koo koo!

Jill invited people to take a "crack" at the Nancy Reagan Pinata with a giant PVC pipe/coke straw.

The Nancy Reagan Pinata

And this is what it was filled with.

quote:

Originally posted by daddy:
And this is what it was filled with.

Oh, Daddy, I just wish you'd have let me take a break so I could dance to your music for a bit as well.

Jill is a genius, though; her sensibility is really twisted and very Jackie. I believe she moved to NYC post-Jackie, but that might be a good thing: no telling what kind of trouble she might have gotten into (or started) there.

I really enjoy this party - Adam played great stuff - just think its a good small space for folks to talk, dance hang etc.... more people SHOULD make an effort to support cos this really could be a great lil space... I think the reason that its not packed to the door is cos its not a reg. each wk or smth... i can never rememeber when its on... even though i read the bloody boards too......
Lookin forward to the next one....

daddy - is this on for next week?

It's time for another Intervention!

LICK THE HABIT
Intervention ice cream social, TONIGHT.
Too hot for donuts?
Try coffee ice creammmmmmm with your whiskey and sprinkles.

R.I.P / V.I.P.

We've lost a soldier.
No, a leader in the fight against mediocrity.
Our very own Adam Golstone ("Mista Bitch" on The Motherboards) died suddenly at his beloved Burning Man Festival of a brain seizure.

To say he will be missed doesn't even begin...

There is an Adam Goldstone topic in The Versailles Room.

OK, INTERVENTION is BLACK!!!!

We are doing a special "Disco Intervention" at Mr. Black on Friday December 1.

As many of you know I sometimes fill in at Mr. Black for my DJ daughter Sammy Jo (who tours with The Scissor Sisters). I do this party called "IS IT ALL OVER MY FACE DISCO JAG".

On Friday December 1, Jill, Adam (from beyond) and I will be combining forces to bring you "Disco Intervention". It's a look back at the boozey-pill-poppin'-coked-up world of Studio 54.

Here Halston feeds Liz a little somethinng to help her get through the dizzy night at Studio.

BTW
I think that's Penny Arcade to Liz's right trying to get a little something from Halston as well.

That is most definately NOT Penny Arcade to Liz' right.

The only thing Penny would be doing there is picking his pocket.

I was just joking Bobby.

I knew that.

UNCOVER TO RECOVER

The latest installment of JOHNNY DYNELL's infamous "Is It All Over My Face Disco Jag" at MR. BLACK obsesses over the messy back room of Studio 54, with help from the travelling INTERVENTION monthly. Imagine Dynell's scratched-up vinyl nuggets as the soundtrack for Liz and Liza (or Drew and Aimee) at their messiest, and the entire disco oeuvre as one frenetic cry for help!

So, take that first step toward regaining your dignity on Friday December 1st. Rehabilitate with legendary treatment specialist and DJ Dynell"” he'll help you shake off the DT's with enabling anthems and cracked-out disco beats. Recovery counselor JILL HERMAN (who co-founded INTERVENTION with the late ADAM GOLDSTONE) will be there to guide you while you contemplate just how low you've fallen, and even Goldstone promises a cameo from beyond the grave, to assist with spiritual counseling. Jaws start grinding at 10 PM, and the suggested dress is black flat sequins with white powder and spilled vodka accents.

FRIDAY DECEMBER 1
DISCO INTERVENTION
GARY 49 @ MR. BLACK
77 BLEECKER STREET @ BWAY
FROM 10 PM
$10

photo of Half Naked Messy Boy at Studio 54
By Half Naked Messy Bobby Miller

Daddy..Please let me send you a real scan of that hot messy photo to replace the blurry one you posted..Love Messy B.M.

NOOOOOOO!!!!!
We like it like that. It's more method.
Almost a Tina Paul.

Why I oughta....

Last night was OUT OF CONTROL!!!!
Way too many people.
(I'm sorry some people didn't get in)

but one VIP did manage to talk her way in.
Tipper Gore!

For real.
Tipper Gore was there.
I don't know why or how but she was there.
(Chi Chi thinks she thought it was a real Betty Ford style rally or something).
Who knows, but she stayed for a while.

Maybe she was there with Anna Nicole, Lex and Madge Madison.

It appears that even Halston knew the 11th commandment.

Ok I love that Stuart (Black owner super fierce) texted me That tipper was in the house dancing to Daddy's music. I was Gagging on the other side of the world. That is THE best celeb spotting I've heard in ages. Choke on it Marquee!!!

I guess Tipper heard that Sammy Jo's "GARY 49" was voted "Best Friday Night Party" by PAPER Magazine.
So Nancy, if you see Sammy Jo tell him congratulations.

Will do he's out at the health club right now. Been there all night too. Geez he's really trying to stay fit!

Well, I guess I did warn him that he had better start taking better care of himself but I meant vitamins.

"Health Club" huh.
Oh so that's what we're calling it these days...
a "Health Club".

Was I at a 'gay' club on Friday! Why I oughta!

You and the Tippper.

UNCOVER TO RECOVER
Intervention: scavenger hunt

BRING IN ALL THE ADDICTS YOU CAN SCAVENGE UP. (SEE LIST BELOW)
WHO EVER ACQUIRES THE MOST POINTS WINS
AN OXYCONTIN CANDY MACHINE.

RULES OF THE HUNT
1. Acquisition of Addicts.
All addicts must be obtained and presented legally. It may involve smooth
talking, or it may involve something else, but it is all possible. The
Judges take no responsibility over your getting thrown into the clink,
be it local clink, state clink, federal clink, or colonel clink. If
you end up there, it is your fault.

2. Fair Play.
Sabotage is bad. We don't like it and we don't want it in the Hunt.
Sabotaging sponsors or their junkies can lead to immediate
disqualification.

3. Points.
The Judges will give out points for each addict PRESENT as well for presentation.
In some cases, bonus points will also awarded for going above and beyond the Judges' concept of an addict.

4. Award.
An Oxycontin Candy Machine will be awarded at 1AM
to the Sponsor who has the most points.


Regain your dignity with Treatment Specialist Jill Herman.
Dance off your DTs with Recovery Expert DJ Dirty Jean.
Thursday April 5th
Sapphire Lounge 10pm-4am
249 Eldridge Street
$5, free with sponsor