OK, I know that I am ancient but last night I went to my first "BEAR Party".
My boy Jonny Tingle (Jackie 60 bartending legend) texted me and said he was working @ NOWHERE (14th St. between 1st & 2nd Aves.) and to stop by for a libation.
(I started to call Anna Nicole to join me but then thought she should get some sleep... new job and all).
Well, he didn't tell me that it was a "Bear Party".
I walked in, said hi to Jonny, Jett and some other people that I knew. After about 15 minutes I started to notice that everyone in the place was huge and hairy.
I was in a BEAR cave!
I suddenly felt...
well, skinny and hairless.
It was great!
And these big hairy guys were fantastic.
They really WERE very jolly.
Everyone was so friendly and fun, it was amazing.
I had a ball.
It was like being in a room full of lumberjacks.
It's bear parties for me from now on.
Pass the pasta, my dieting days are over!
Am I just late on this? (as usual)