Musto names 10 Best Clubs Of All Time

I only made my living for a time off the plastercated people leaving six of those clubs.
The easiest ploy was I would have a pocket full of photocopied twenty dollar bills and ask the plastered idiot if they had change for it. Some nights, like outside Studio 54 and Danceteria I would make as much as a thousand dollars. Once, Biance Jager just gave me a fifty dollar bill and told me to keep the change. Nightlife is great. But Musto should list the 10 alltime easiest clubs to get sex at.
Quite a few years ago, Dee vanished. And then finally people began seeing her on the streets, towing a shopping cart and homeless. People tried to help, but it was't much use... this was for about 6 months.

The one day, during Clit Club "set up", some of the girls came in and told us she was dead. Sadly enough no one even questioned the story... (this was before Elizabeth Taylor & Dee's miraculous turnaround). 

A couple of weeks later, Julie Tolentino came into Clit Club "set up"  as pale an ectoplasmic spirit herself. "OMG," she said, "I've just seen Dee Finley's ghost over on 9th Street!

Well, needless to say, Dee had never left this spiritual plane at all
And I for one am glad for that.

Just goes to show you though that the girls are just as bad as the boys with their garbled gossip!

Well we should probably wait till the end of 2011 for that but...
Have you noticed that there just aren't that many nightclubs anymore to begin with? Let alone good ones. The City has placed so many restrictions on them that only a raving lunatic would open one now. (Although, come to think of it, there always was a bit of the raving lunatic in every club owner...)

 

And it does seem that nightclubs are happy (and lucky) to have just one "hot" night, forget about 7. Of course the definition of what makes a night "hot" vary.

 

But, what is your "best" nightclub of 2011, saxe83?

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