Now really, I think they are only going about a third of the way with this concept of reviving a classic 60's comedy. They should do it as one of those 'road episodes' where the regular weekly cast goes to, like, Miami Beach, or Disneyland. Except this movie should be done like a freakin convention. It should be Bewitched, Green Acres, Petticoat Junction, All in the Family, Adam 12, Leave it to Beaver, I Dream of Jeannie, Beverly Hillbillies, The Munsters, and My Favorite Martian All Go to, like, Atlantic City! Directed by Woody Allen or at least Moe, Curly and Larry. Theme song by Elvis Costello. Costumed by Walmart. I see Anna Nicole Smith doing Zsa Zsa's part; Snoop Dog as Arnold the Pig; Governor Ahhnold as Herman Munster; Ozzy as Cousin It; Flava Flav as Jethro Bodeen; Dan Rather as Granny; Sarah Nicole Geller as both Jeannie and Elie Mae; Destiny's Child as the Petticoat sisters; and Pee Wee Herman as the Martian. Sponsored by Hoffman La-Roche, Squibb, Glaxo Pharmaceuticals, Eli Lilly, Red Bull and Clap On.
I'm sorry. Ask me to take my good old fashioned Thorazine.