This is what I'm talking about... GENIUS!!!!
quote:My Wife Looks Like Nathan Lane - We Seek a Matthew Broderick Lookalike - 41 (Murray Hill)
My wife Cherry and I are want to spice up our marriage. My wife has often been told that she bears an uncanny resemblence to Nathan Lane. Once, we were coming out of the theater after seeing a play, and several people requested her autograph, saying, "Oh, Mr. Lane, we loved you in 'The Producers.'"
We would like to find a Matthew Broderick lookalike and do some kinky role play. We live in the Murray Hill Towers and would like to host you. When you walk in, "Springtime for Hitler" will be playing. We will then go to the living room and eat cheese and talk about Chevy Chase's failed career.
We will then go to the master bedroom and you and my wife will read a scene from "The Odd Couple" while I masturbate using a large wooden avocado.
Please send pic, stats, and location. Serious only - non-smokers need not apply. We are tolerant of Jews.