"Ian Curtis" requested to be our "Friendster" today. Here was my reply:
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Hey Ian,
We got your Friendster request, we're big fans of Joy Division and think you were a genius, but are limiting our "Friendsters" to the living.
It's not that we don't like the "vital sign impaired" or that we're grossed out by zombie like stares, it's just that we really learned something from the the "Weekend At Bernie's" series.
You probably don't know what we're talking about because it was past your time, but there were a couple of really bad movies about two guys partying with this dead guy (no, not like that, gross) anyway, it was kinda the beginning of the end of Andrew McCarthy's career, and we like to learn from other people's mistakes...
We haven't really formed an opinion on the undead yet, so if you manage to become reanimated, drop us a line, and we'll reconsider.
Hope this doesn't contribute to any feelings of depression or Isolation that you may already have. Oh, what are we thinking? You've already killed yourself once, I'm sure you've learned your lesson.
Keep things rockin' on the other side!
Satori