In the last 2 years I almost died from a deep throbosis blood clot in my deep veins and also I have been afflicted with pneumonia and lung embulisms which have developed into some stupid form of COPD!!
As soon as I read the Vanity Fair article today about Michael Jackson, my illnesses suddenly all make sense. The little bugger has cast da spell on me - yikes!
Ya see, I have a lot of sites on the internet and some of them tell it like it is about Michael:
Michael and Latoya
Michael's noxious enemas
Lisa Marie Presley and Michael Jackson
Joel tells Michael Jackson jokes
Yikes, I'm calling my attorney tomorrow. I am thinking of suing Michael Jackson if it turns out that he has paid money to have a curse put on me.