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This guy's incredible, my new hero. Daddy, you should invite him to NYC, get him to run for mayor. He can drive his trailer over from New Zealand.

What is it about New Zealanders, anyway? They're all totally bonkers. When I used to bounce at this big sports bar in Chicago, we knew whenever we carded on a New Zealand passport that there'd be a fight that night. Every single time. Of course, later, when bouncing at the gay bar up the road, every night a New Zealander came in we knew we'd find a big bubbling puddle of spooge out on the dance floor at the end of the night. Every single time.

Wow. Tuffy's bad ass.... He's gotta be in his sixties, but MAN what a body, and what incredible style! I wanna grow up to be just like him, fabulous and living out of a handmade trailer in the middle of nowhere...
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