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I think I want to taunt some Republicans this week. My best friend already got in a good shot. The story, according to him:
He and a friend were walking in Central Park. Big-ass SUV pulls up. A woman with a bouffant 'do drawls, "Do you know how to get to Times
Square?"
[practice, practice might've been a good response too, but:]
Friend: Are you here for the RNC, by chance?
Woman: (beaming) Yes, I am!
Friend: Well, then, you're a Republican, you're all about self-sufficiency, right? Find it your damn self.
I hope the next person she asked gave her directions to the freeway.
Reposted from The Well, NY Conf