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Poor Pete Burns. The Dead Or Alive singer has been sectioned by the police for his own safety.

The problems began when Pete was seen in Notting Hill trying to superglue one of his stiletto shoes to a parked car.

A friend saw him and, thinking he'd been on a drink or drug binge, suggested he go home and sober up.

Pete tried to go home, but he had forgotten where he lived, so broke into his neighbour's house. She came home a few hours later and heard singing and music coming from upstairs.

Upon reaching the bathroom, she found Pete sitting in her bath in full drag, singing "You spin me round" in a trance-like state.

Pete is currently being held in a maximum security "celebrity relaxation centre".
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