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"I'm afraid to take mine
out of the box."
--Barack Obama
"What's this about a glass
ceiling in the White House? There's no glass ceiling.
Hey, I've been in every room!"
--George W. Bush
"This is not the kind of squeeze doll I grew up playing with!"
--Dick Cheney
"My friends, it will have no effect on me.
I don't crack under pressure."
--John McCain
"I like a woman
with a firm grip."
--Arnold Swartzenegger