Greetings from Ptown. The season is slowly creeping up on us here and the local news gets juicier each day. One of our selectmen just had a gay sexual harassment charge placed against him due to his 3 year hassling of a local straight contractor, who finally got tired of being asked for some "lip service" from the selectman in order to rush his contracting permit request through. And a 35 year old straight man from Hyannis was just arrested for raping a straight 18 year old man from Bulgaria here. And the town arsonist has set a record 18 fires since last October with no end in sight.
Here we go again.