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Sorry, but I do find heterosexual outrage to be humorous. Just stupid that gayness seems to be one of the most potent triggers for it. This article was in the national press for about the tenth time this week. Please excuse my comments in upper case. Just call me a connoisseur of American Backwardnesses.
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Sex acts on Provincetown beaches prompt outrage (DON'T THEY MEAN ORGASMS?)
By Katy Jordan
Monday, July 7, 2008 - Updated 1h ago

Frisky ( "FRISKY" - AN EPITHET USUALLY USED FOR PET DOGS BUT HERE ITS SLIGHTLY EFFEMINATE CONNOTATIONS BEING APPLIED AS A CODED REFERENCE TO THOSE GAYS! ) sun worshipers I THINK THEY MEAN ˜BUN' WORSHIPPERS are flocking to have sex on the beach in Provincetown - but are sending horrified family vacationers packing, officals said. THIS IS SUCH A GREAT OPENING SCENE FOR THIS MORALITY PLAY.

Angry Cape Cod National Seashore officials said they are cracking down on public sex acts along the picturesque WHAT DO THEY THINK MAKES IT PICTURESQUE ANYWAY? shoreline after the number of citations for public sex acts more than tripled, from an average of 40 to 132 last year. THEY ARE MISSING THE BLATANTLY OBVIOUS OPPORTUNITY TO GENERATE PILES OF REVENUE FOR THE MUNICIPALITY, SIMPLY CHARGE A FEE FOR BEACH SEX!

"This is not what we're interested in seeing," BUT IF IT WAS NAKED WOMEN IT WOULD BE DIFFERENT OF COURSE said George Price, Superintendent of the National Seashore. "Over the last couple of years, public (sex) acts like this have been viewed by visitors." DOES THAT MEAN FUCKING ON THE BEACH WOULD BE OKAY IF NO ONE SAW IT? Price said officials are baffled as to why the vacation mecca has suddenly become a hotbed of public sex for randy exhibitionists. HELLO! BECAUSE THE SECRET IS OUT YOU BUREAUCRATIC IDIOTS.

"Laws and enforcement have not changed - it just seems to be something that some people decided we want to see," Price said. OH SURE, THE JOYSEEKERS ARE INTENTIONALLY PUTTING ON A SHOW FOR YOU MR. PRICE.

Complaints have included whale-watchers sailing past large groups of nude men, LOL and families stumbling upon people engaged in sex acts on the pristine PRISTINE, MEANING CHASTE AND PURE national NATIONAL, MEANING GAY SEX ON THE BEACH IS UNPATRIOTIC, UNAMERICAN shore that attracts tens of thousands of vacationers from throughout the world each year. A DIFFERENT KIND OF ˜WHALE' WATCHING. WHY NOT CHARGE FOR VIEWING GAY BEACH ORGIES – THE PARK WOULD MAKE MILLIONS!

One complaint, issued in 2007, was from a New Jersey family walking in the dunes who encountered couples and a large group of men having "sex in the nude, including oral and anal sex right out in the open," the Cape Cod Times reported last week. MY MY HOW SHOCKING, PEOPLE ACTUALLY HAVE SEX IN THE NUDE!

"The majority is gay, but we've had issues with hetero sex as well. Families are upset and outraged," Price said. AS IF YOU COULD MAKE A FAMILY WITHOUT SEX. MAYBE THEY ARE JUST EMBARRASSED AT THE WHOLE AWKWARD PROCESS THAT PRODUCED THEM? FREUD WOULD LOVE IT.

He added that many gay community members are also appalled about the recent surge in public sex, WHAT A FAT LIE which is illegal under federal and state laws and can incur heavy fines.

"It's really two issues, one is the nude sunbathing, which has been around since the '70s and '80s, and that issue is being addressed. AD-DRESSED: MORE FREUDIANISMS.

"But the issue that we're talking about today is public sex: It's a seashore problem and it's a town problem," he said. MEANING, IT'S A GAY PROBLEM.

WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO LIBERTY AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS ?
TOTALLY WEIRD THAT SEX, WHEN IT IS ON A BEACH, IS VIEWED LIKE IT WAS LITTER AND POLLUTION.
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