With an Idiocracy in control of the national government it is only consistent that they try to pass on a National Program of Stupidity Creation. Maybe the president's own daughters would care to serve up a nice seminar on abstinence, after their seminar on an alcohol-free adolescence. It could all be folded in to the new Bureau of American Hypocrisies with an office right next to the Secretary for the Use of Banned Napalm. When the National Shame Index goes off the Little Bush Scale because of millions of pregnant ( and why not make only young women and girls the guilty -oh so Evangelical ) teenagers recovering from hangovers while weilding those new improved formula napalm charges maybe the Idiocracy will be able to harness all that mataphysical capital in to a generational scapegoat to justify stacking the Supreme Court with a John Ashcroft-like Chief Justice. Next: Concentration camps for movie stars.