"In the corner by the DJ booth"!!!
Where was I?
Busy talking to Anna Nicole probably.
There are so many "Jackie Sex Stories", it's mind boggeling. Like the time I went down to the liquor room to find one of our handsome barbacks with a VERY famous super model. (He recently told me that they were still friends. I love that).
Here is another one of my favorites...
I was Djing and I needed a cocktail. So of course I avoided asking our famous coctail waitress Rose (for reasons obvious to anyone who ever went to "Cheez Whiz") and went to the bar myself. The place was jam-packed and it took forever to get to the bar. Finally I did manage to squeeze in. As I was trying to get bartender Javier's attention I noticed this very handsome Italian ("from Italy" Italian) guy and his girl friend smashed up next to me. She was sitting on the bar and he was in front of her. He smiled at me and asked me something. I couldn't really understand him because of his heavy accent. He repeated again, "Do you want some of this?" I thought he was trying to buy me a drink and I said "no thanks". Then he asked again, "are you sure you don't want some of this?" as he stepped back. I looked down and saw his (at least) eleven inch dick pull out of this girl sitting on the bar. He had been fucking her the whole time. I guess I'll never know what he meant by "some of this". Some of his girlfriend or some of his big dick. Since it was Jackie, he probably meant both.
People always ask me, "How come the music used to stop at Jackie sometime? Where were you?"
Now you know.