hatches, I knew you never had a tryst with Gnome but Chi and I liked to imagine Gnome would one day get lucky. You made such an cute couple. Particularly when you were in Victorian and he wore his bloody meat market apron.
Not for most, but for me this was totally sexy:
One night Genesis and I were at Click for a Jayne County show (standing at the edge of the stage, looking straight up her dress the whole time.) We left and were wandering about the neighborhood, then so great! deserted and gnarly.
We got to one corner and I looked back, to see Gnome was following us. Another 1/2 block, looking back, there was Gnome, a bit closer. I was telling Gen of the Gnome, and as we got to the dead corner (where Pastis is now) we both turned, to face Gnome.
He stared back at Gen -- and made a deep bow from his waist. We both nodded our heads slightly at this obesiance and thought nothing more of it.
When I related to Chichi this mysterious moment, a hieratic greeting on a desolate street, sagely the Chi nodded her head:
"That's because Genesis is the King of the Gnomes."