OK, here goes..
And please, anyone who has details please chime in.
This is how I remember it...
There was this very handsome, very sexy young guy that used to come to Jackie every week. (I think he was a Click & Drag RG too). Anyway, he was a stock broker or investment banker, something like that. He used to wear a suit and tie. Very hot. His whole thing though was trannies. He loved to flirt with them and drive them crazy. He would never actually do anything with them. He would flirt all night then get all huffy saying that he was straight bla bla bla. He was a big old Tranny Tease. Then he met his match...
No, not Joey Arias.
ALEXIS ARQUETTE!!!!!!
I guess Alexis was woman enough to get this uptight stock broker into the bathroom. And as luck would have it, Rob had the Bathroom Cam hooked up that night and caught the whole mess on tape. This guy went nuts for Alexis. He did EVERY un-natural thing that you can do to another person. He was a Piggy Bottom! Now, Alexis knows the camera is there and is smiling up at it. She is always making sure that Stock broker is visable. This was too good to be true. Not only was it being taped but it was also being shown through out the club on Rob's monitors. We may have even shown it on the big video screen in the main room as well. I forget but we probably did knowing us...
OK, knowing me.
People started lining up outside the bathroom waiting for the two love birds to come out. When they finally did, the room exploded with applause and stockbroker RAN out of the club never to be seen again...
or so we thought!
A few months later at the Jackie Awards I spot the "Pass Around Pig Bottom". He's back! I know that Alexis is here from LA and I also know that she is going to win a Jackie Award for Best X-Rated perfomance. (for her supporting role with the stock broker). I also know that Rob is going to do a 3 minute video presentation of the hideous event on the main stage. All the pieces are in place.
OK, picture it...
The club is jam-packed. The presenters (I forget who) announce Alexis as the winner, the screen comes down on stage and Rob's tape is shown on the big screen. The stock broker sees himself like he's never seen himself before and again dashes out the door. This time really never to be seen again.
Did I get anything wrong?
I'll try to get Nurse Randella to put down her scool books for a second because I think she knows more. Probably Miss Understood and Sweetie have more as well.
Alexis Arquette -more than a woman.
