My kid is way beyond Madonna books... last night in an effort to ignore his bedtime he kept calling me into his room with bogus excuses.. the last and best excuse was "mummy, mummy come here I have a PRESENT for YOU!" . I go in and there he was in his bed in the dark holding a small crumpled empty raisen box. I scold him and tell him enough already its bedtime when he gives me this fake look of shock and says "But Mummy this IS a PRESENT" I say "Luka is an empty box, its garbage!" he says channelling Warhol no doubt, "Mummy! Its an art project!!".
Classic!
The kids slick ... and he's only 4!
F ester!