Reply to "Swept Away"

I missed all the Will & Grace/Dateline/MTV/VH1 rah rah rah...sometimes I like my bubble. But it sounds like she's done a good job of distracting people from the atrocities of the American occupation of Iraq, and the upcoming U.S. takeover of the entire Middle East. No one else has done such a good job since the war started; I'm certain she'll be brunching with Bush soon, as he thanks her for doing her patriotic duty. Those two were made for each other. Look out, Laura!

I was supposed to work the STEAM party in Brooklyn last night where they were giving away, you guessed it, American Life! Unfortunately, I had a bug and wasn't able to shovel that shite to the people (how many showers would I have had to take to clean that off my conscience?). I've heard there are a few good songs on it, and from people whose taste I trust...so I'll get to it, I'm sure. I'd just rather spend my money on The Dixie Chicks. I don't know if their music is any better, but from what I've heard and all I've read about them this past month, that's an act that could sweep me away.

By the way, Anna Nicole, you got a date for Wed. night?