My lovely Mrs. Plop, your story about E.A.P. is enchanting. You are treating your love for him and your mission for his honor with such dignity. My respect for you grows with each of your letters.
"Love letters straight from your heart
Keep us so near while apart"
Do you know that everyone has been calling me Mr. Plop?
...and Mr. Joe is right I love to tango, but I do need some lessons. It sounds like you would be quite the partner. Perhaps one sunny afternoon on Fire Island I will find myself lucky enough to receive a lesson from you. So many stories I would love to hear from you as well: Plato's Retreat, the underground, heterosexual New York in the late 70's. Your history is facinating to me. Mrs. Plop, if you are planning on attending Cabaret Magique on Wednesday, perhaps you would allow me to pick you up at your home and escort you to the event. It would be an honor.