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As I remember it...
Didn't you guys put like 15 of those big dildos all around the office, including the chair that you invited him to sit on?

More Herstory, The famous Jackie 60 Dildos:
Someone in the "Jackie Family" brought in a big garbage bag full of gigantic dildos one day.
He said, "Here, I'm sure you guys can use these. They used to belong to ******. He gave them to me but I just use them as pull toys for my rottweilers".

They were HUGE!
All sorts of crazy looking things, some as big as Jonah Falcon. They were great. We had so much fun with them.
(Well OK, I used to get stupid with them).
As a matter of fact, there is a very scandalous "love scene" in the Jackie Movie between me and Javier and that big 3 foot monster dildo that I used to swing around.
It's hysterical. It looks so real. It's very scary.
(It's not quite Jessica Rabbit and Genocide Domination's famous moment in "Requiem for a Dream" but almost).


BTW
I wish I could tell you guys who these huge dildos belonged to but this person is sober now and after some major ass surgery has gotten his act together.
(I would have given anything to have seen his "act" before the ass surgery!)

Bah!
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