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Who knew that those dildos would come in handy so much?
I will never forget the Rentboy.com launch party at Jackie. Some of the boys brought by the webmaster were supposed to do a naked, nasty show in silhouette behind a screen, and advertise their "equipment." Unfortunately, those "models" decided it would be cute to hoover up some crystal meth in the dressing room a few minutes prior to showtime. Needless to say all those lusty and angry red 10X6" members decided to retreat to a pale and withered 1X2"-- I believe it is called "crystal dick." And hungry man holes, you know, do not "read" too well in a shadow play... Daddy saved the day by appearing behind the screen with the most gnarly and tooth-marked of those dog bone dildos. The crowd, however, wasn't falling for it. I even heard boos. Most mortifying indeed.

Sorry to hear that N...'s back door is out of commission. It was one of the things I always liked about him. Glad to hear he is clean and sober though. And should you see him Daddy, just tell him that anything you could do while you were drugged, you can do twice as well when you are clean and sober... anything! Eek
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