Burlesque Queen MISS KELLY WEBB Loses Everything in Tragic Thanksgiving Fire- PLEASE READ

Kelly you're a lovely and talented girl very much worthy of all the above praise. Such energy, enthusiasm and a true kindred spirit who supports her community. I can't even recall at this point how many times I've looked out from the bright lights of a stage and seen your warm and giving presence looking back at me. My prayers are with you right now and I'll see you very soon.

LEX

I got a real nice black sequin dress you can have...
Oh wait a minute, I'm wearing it.
nevermind.
But I got the keys to Johnny & Chi Chi's apt. I bet they got some good stuff. They'll never know.

She needs some more long claws , they really make her dance super erotic!I also remember her long toenails. I'll get her plenty !

It was so incredible to see such a huge amount of friends last night at both Bombshell and Star Tar Tare. All the love and support for Kelly was beautiful and it was so great to see her laugh.

Messy Bonnie,
I spoke to kelly last night and she said she didn't want your puked stained tired old rag you call a dress.
Of course she said it in a nicer way.

Kelly,

Email me with what you need. We can see if I have anything you can use.

Hang in there.

DD

They say one can't live on love alone but once again "they" are wrong! Many thoughts have been swooshing around my cranium since Thanksgiving night when I returned home after a lovely dinner at dear friends house to find I didn't really have an apartment left. The place was trashed (most likely electrical fire, no report yet) and my dear feline companion of nine years, Mr. Peebles, was dead. Since I lived alone I practically considered Mr. Peebles my hairy husband. If he was a person he would have definately been a 14th street working girl. He only had 3 teeth and a badass 'tude. When lounging, he would only lie upon the fanciest fabrics - no polyester under any circumstanses. I found him under the remains of my most luxorious lepard coat and it broke my heart. As per my material possesions there was really nothing left of my home except a few papers from a metal filing cabinet, and by some miracle, 3 bellydance costumes (????!!!!) and some cds with components of my schoolwork on them that were thrown out the window. But even though I have lost most everything I really do have all I need as you lovely beautiful fuckers have shown me since all this happened. The phone calls and emails and juicy loving I have gotten from you have been so important to me. LAST NIGHT WAS INCREDIBLE I AM SO PROUD AND HONORED TO HAVE YOU AS FAMILY. You helped me raise some much needed cash (two words renters insurance PLEASE get it I didn't) and I am building up a quite fashionable wardrobe thanks to you all. I am staying at my dear friends Viva Knievel aka la Chocolatina (a truly loving place to be) for some months so I really won't need any apartment-y things until I get settled - big thank you to those of you who have been asking. B, if the futon is still around in a couple months I would love to take you up on it then. Family, feel free to drop me an email (misswebb007@yahoo.com) or a phone call at any time (number is the same as it is verizon vm). You all are keeping me as sane as a Brooklyn girl can be and I am overwhelmed and so deeply, deeply touched by your genorousity. And when I get my new place you can rest assured that I will be having the ONLY housewarming party and the naked boys will dance til dawn!
I love you
misswebb
PS BTW MESSY BONNIE I DO NOT WANT YOUR CUM & VOMIT STAINED JC PENNY DRESSES THEY ARE A BIOHAZARD!! BUT THANKS ANYWAY.

Kelly,

Glad to hear your ok. I also have some furniture when you are ready.

The insurance advice is a good one. For all those who don't have it yet, it's only about $200 a year for $40,000 in coverage and worth every penny.

Thanks Colleen I am sure I will find a beautiful new place for cheap haha. I have had enough bad luck for the year! Thank you for all the personal hygiene products. I shall be well douched and smelling fresh the next time I see you!

Hi Ms Webb.
I am so sorry to hear of the fire. It is really something very
difficult to deal with during these times. The mother board family
is great. Prayers are answered. I will make a copy of the video
I shot at CBGB's aof you dancing with thosde sexy Exotic Long Fingernails
and those Toenails. I was siting right at the stage dressed in Black

see me at my web site:
http://www.angelfire.com/tv2/shemanails
I will make you a copy for you to keep. What ever made you wear
long toenails, I thing long toenails are toe sexiest things on a
person.I have a friend who is the Queen of Long ToenailsQueen Virginia and She dances also.I'm hooked!
http://www.angelfire.com/va3/sharifqueen
Love seeing you dance with the claws and nails on. E mail me and
we'll set up a delivery for you. I also live in Bklyn,
May the future be at your feet!
Shema Nails
(Oh I have a long nail fetish)

Kelly, I have a winter jacket and a scarf I'd be glad to give you. I'll see if I can find some gloves, too.

Di

Thanks Di you are a dear! I have been a little overwhelmed lately so I haven't gotten to "e" Darla and Colleen and Shema but soon and thanks thanks thanks. Also if anyone has any drag (wigs glitter rhinestones gowns feathers ect) that they just can't look at anymore I would be happy to take them on. I am going threw sequin withdrawal! I love you all and can't wait to have you at my naked jello wrestling housewarming when I get a new pad.
mucho amor!
misswebb

Hi Everyone,

I had too much caffeine yesterday and posted images I'm sure nobody wants to download. So I removed them. From the looks of things Miss Webb will be well taken care of thanks to the great people here on the board...

[This message was edited by KevinJohn on 12-06-02 at 12:08 PM.]

I'm not sure if we've ever formally met or not... I'm sure we've probably bumped into eachother somewhere though...

Anyway, reading your story reminds me of how much I love my doggie, Barney (Retriever/Shepherd mix) and how I don't think I could breathe with out him. Your loss must be hard for some people to truly understand unless they've owned a pet themselves, especially a cat or dog.

On top of it all, you've lost almost all of your personal belongings. Sitting here with my thoughts, putting myself in your place, my heart is completely devastated.

I have ALOT of clothes hanging in my closet with the tags still on them, I'm not sure what size you are or what your personal taste is, but you're welcomed to stop by the "Savant Boutique" sometime and "go shopping". I even have some fab jewelery you might be able to pry out of my hands.

Drop me an Email if the spirit moves you...

Warmest wishes,
Shane Savant

zenwarp@yahoo.comm

how awesome of you guys to raise money and donate stuff to her. It so much different when it come from friends and not some organization handing out charity, like messy bonnie gets. not for nothing those are MY cum stains on her dress so dont think its worthless. think of my dry cruddy stains as.....ummm.....Crispy creme?

Hey baby where you been? I miss you. You were alot of fun that night. You sure can go for hours with a little coke! Let's do it again. Call me if you're horny.
Oh yeah...
Hi Kelly, this is your topic ain't it. Sorry.
Ryan, call me.

Hectic hi and thanks to everyone for your gooey genourosity. I am trying to get back to everyone as fast as I can Kevin - thanks for the offer unfortunately I can't take in any furniture till I get my new place. And welcome to the boards - as you can see there aint a finer bunch of glamourosity and heart in all of cyberspace! Shane I just might raid your closet if that offer is still good! I think I may have met you at Nina hagen - I was all in green body paint and peacock feathers. Ryan I think we may have donate Messy's dress to the musuem. Perhaps the Musuem of Natural History?

Thanks for updating us Miss W - we are all concerned about you and how it goes so do keep in touch here.

What is the best current drop-off point for you these days for clothing items and glitter? Still the Chelsea? Also, if you are coming to the Motherboardsbash on Sunday let us know as I have a few things for you -they are light and portable - and some others may as well...

a million kissesxxoo

Darling,

I have a tv and vcr to go with your hygene products. When you move into your new spread, let me know if you need them.

Miss Webb, You have my deepest sympathy. I know how much you loved your kitty. I'll bring some 'drag by yoga center. If you need stuff for school let us know(call Jack) or even if just want me to carry your books. Most of all, please know how much we love you! curtsy