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UNCOVER TO RECOVER

The latest installment of JOHNNY DYNELL's infamous "Is It All Over My Face Disco Jag" at MR. BLACK obsesses over the messy back room of Studio 54, with help from the travelling INTERVENTION monthly. Imagine Dynell's scratched-up vinyl nuggets as the soundtrack for Liz and Liza (or Drew and Aimee) at their messiest, and the entire disco oeuvre as one frenetic cry for help!

So, take that first step toward regaining your dignity on Friday December 1st. Rehabilitate with legendary treatment specialist and DJ Dynell"” he'll help you shake off the DT's with enabling anthems and cracked-out disco beats. Recovery counselor JILL HERMAN (who co-founded INTERVENTION with the late ADAM GOLDSTONE) will be there to guide you while you contemplate just how low you've fallen, and even Goldstone promises a cameo from beyond the grave, to assist with spiritual counseling. Jaws start grinding at 10 PM, and the suggested dress is black flat sequins with white powder and spilled vodka accents.

FRIDAY DECEMBER 1
DISCO INTERVENTION
GARY 49 @ MR. BLACK
77 BLEECKER STREET @ BWAY
FROM 10 PM
$10

photo of Half Naked Messy Boy at Studio 54
By Half Naked Messy Bobby Miller

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Last night was OUT OF CONTROL!!!!
Way too many people.
(I'm sorry some people didn't get in)

but one VIP did manage to talk her way in.
Tipper Gore!

For real.
Tipper Gore was there.
I don't know why or how but she was there.
(Chi Chi thinks she thought it was a real Betty Ford style rally or something).
Who knows, but she stayed for a while.

Maybe she was there with Anna Nicole, Lex and Madge Madison.

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UNCOVER TO RECOVER
Intervention: scavenger hunt

BRING IN ALL THE ADDICTS YOU CAN SCAVENGE UP. (SEE LIST BELOW)
WHO EVER ACQUIRES THE MOST POINTS WINS
AN OXYCONTIN CANDY MACHINE.

RULES OF THE HUNT
1. Acquisition of Addicts.
All addicts must be obtained and presented legally. It may involve smooth
talking, or it may involve something else, but it is all possible. The
Judges take no responsibility over your getting thrown into the clink,
be it local clink, state clink, federal clink, or colonel clink. If
you end up there, it is your fault.

2. Fair Play.
Sabotage is bad. We don't like it and we don't want it in the Hunt.
Sabotaging sponsors or their junkies can lead to immediate
disqualification.

3. Points.
The Judges will give out points for each addict PRESENT as well for presentation.
In some cases, bonus points will also awarded for going above and beyond the Judges' concept of an addict.

4. Award.
An Oxycontin Candy Machine will be awarded at 1AM
to the Sponsor who has the most points.


Regain your dignity with Treatment Specialist Jill Herman.
Dance off your DTs with Recovery Expert DJ Dirty Jean.
Thursday April 5th
Sapphire Lounge 10pm-4am
249 Eldridge Street
$5, free with sponsor

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