Here we go again.
Here we go again.
But the 80 grey whales in the harbor were sure something to behold. A rare sight to see so many massive creatures so close.
At least until women's week. Bah!
Calling them grey whales will only get them mad and you don't want that do you?
I love that P.P.Town pettiness is starting already and the season hasn't even begun.
Bulgarian rapes, lip service from a selectman all fun but the arsonist is worring me.
I hope they catch her.
Okay, I need to vent if I'm going to get any sleep tonight.
The remains of the waning "Circut" crowd has descended upon Provincetown this week, unfortunately!
Seeing as I work in a local club, I cannot avoid interacting with this glaringly repellent group of people.
I feel like I am being SWALLOWED UP BY A VENUS FLY TRAP ON STEROIDS.
And not in a good way.
I'm working the door, just checking that everyone entering has their wristband.
An honest job.
Doing so I have encountered every single embarrassingly cheap, downright shady queen in this town.
They attempt every and any tired ass trick in the book to skip the cover. Straight up mopping.
The rather entertaining element is that as they enter the club they directly face a wall of mirrors.
I've felt like a behavioral scientist observing the circut boy reaction/interaction with their own reflection.
I am now certain of one thing. VANITY knows NO bounds.
Some, make that most, check the hair and primp it for about 90 seconds (even when wearing a hat). Some glance and slow down as they cross the threshold and their reflection disappears. Some become utterly transfixed and seem unable to keep moving. Some start to dance feverishly with themselves. Some surprisingly scowl at themselves. Some get very, very close to the mirror and actually touch their reflected image lovingly.
Some stare for a while, then turn around and realize I am watching them, panic and scurry away.
That's when I laugh.
I would LOVE to be filming on the other side of a two way mirror watching these queens carry on.
and his gay boyfriend are
there with their gay friends.
on vaca' from tampa.
they take themselves to be very grand.
watch out for them.
they're trouble.
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Sex acts on Provincetown beaches prompt outrage (DON'T THEY MEAN ORGASMS?)
By Katy Jordan
Monday, July 7, 2008 - Updated 1h ago
Frisky ( "FRISKY" - AN EPITHET USUALLY USED FOR PET DOGS BUT HERE ITS SLIGHTLY EFFEMINATE CONNOTATIONS BEING APPLIED AS A CODED REFERENCE TO THOSE GAYS! ) sun worshipers I THINK THEY MEAN ˜BUN' WORSHIPPERS are flocking to have sex on the beach in Provincetown - but are sending horrified family vacationers packing, officals said. THIS IS SUCH A GREAT OPENING SCENE FOR THIS MORALITY PLAY.
Angry Cape Cod National Seashore officials said they are cracking down on public sex acts along the picturesque WHAT DO THEY THINK MAKES IT PICTURESQUE ANYWAY? shoreline after the number of citations for public sex acts more than tripled, from an average of 40 to 132 last year. THEY ARE MISSING THE BLATANTLY OBVIOUS OPPORTUNITY TO GENERATE PILES OF REVENUE FOR THE MUNICIPALITY, SIMPLY CHARGE A FEE FOR BEACH SEX!
"This is not what we're interested in seeing," BUT IF IT WAS NAKED WOMEN IT WOULD BE DIFFERENT OF COURSE said George Price, Superintendent of the National Seashore. "Over the last couple of years, public (sex) acts like this have been viewed by visitors." DOES THAT MEAN FUCKING ON THE BEACH WOULD BE OKAY IF NO ONE SAW IT? Price said officials are baffled as to why the vacation mecca has suddenly become a hotbed of public sex for randy exhibitionists. HELLO! BECAUSE THE SECRET IS OUT YOU BUREAUCRATIC IDIOTS.
"Laws and enforcement have not changed - it just seems to be something that some people decided we want to see," Price said. OH SURE, THE JOYSEEKERS ARE INTENTIONALLY PUTTING ON A SHOW FOR YOU MR. PRICE.
Complaints have included whale-watchers sailing past large groups of nude men, LOL and families stumbling upon people engaged in sex acts on the pristine PRISTINE, MEANING CHASTE AND PURE national NATIONAL, MEANING GAY SEX ON THE BEACH IS UNPATRIOTIC, UNAMERICAN shore that attracts tens of thousands of vacationers from throughout the world each year. A DIFFERENT KIND OF ˜WHALE' WATCHING. WHY NOT CHARGE FOR VIEWING GAY BEACH ORGIES – THE PARK WOULD MAKE MILLIONS!
One complaint, issued in 2007, was from a New Jersey family walking in the dunes who encountered couples and a large group of men having "sex in the nude, including oral and anal sex right out in the open," the Cape Cod Times reported last week. MY MY HOW SHOCKING, PEOPLE ACTUALLY HAVE SEX IN THE NUDE!
"The majority is gay, but we've had issues with hetero sex as well. Families are upset and outraged," Price said. AS IF YOU COULD MAKE A FAMILY WITHOUT SEX. MAYBE THEY ARE JUST EMBARRASSED AT THE WHOLE AWKWARD PROCESS THAT PRODUCED THEM? FREUD WOULD LOVE IT.
He added that many gay community members are also appalled about the recent surge in public sex, WHAT A FAT LIE which is illegal under federal and state laws and can incur heavy fines.
"It's really two issues, one is the nude sunbathing, which has been around since the '70s and '80s, and that issue is being addressed. AD-DRESSED: MORE FREUDIANISMS.
"But the issue that we're talking about today is public sex: It's a seashore problem and it's a town problem," he said. MEANING, IT'S A GAY PROBLEM.
WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO LIBERTY AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS ?
TOTALLY WEIRD THAT SEX, WHEN IT IS ON A BEACH, IS VIEWED LIKE IT WAS LITTER AND POLLUTION.
They was hot.
Just tied up them horses, smoked a couple a doobies and got it on right there on the beach.
Don't know what the hell that Christian cookie bakin' bitch is complainin' about.
She should loosin' up.
This season has brought the return of Jimmy James and Hedda Lettuce as well as Jackie Beat ( here until labor Day) and the wondrous David Ilku along with Mike Albo and The Nellie Olsons. The Ryan Landry Gold Dust Orphans Theater troup has brought their Smash Sold out Hit " Wizzin " from Boston to The Crown & Anchor to run until the end of August. I recently stepped in for Ryan in the lead role as The Wicked Witch of the Westend for one very special performance only. I had a great time and it was so good to be sharing the stage with Jackie 60 sister and Boy bar legend Afrodite. It is now gay family week and the town is crawling with children and their gay parents. I can't wait until Labor Day. The theme of Carnival this year is The Wild West, all cowboys and indians. Hope everyone is having a great summer.
Didn't we tell you?
We are staying at an undisclosed location near Ash Tray Beach as we are ducking some potential "old friends" NOT YOU OF CORPSE! Ill be on my normal cell, cant wait to see you and all the pptown familia..
We'll be there in a week. Looking forward to ALL the petty..
I hear Messy Bonnie is doing a number.
Blog here: http://bobbymillerphotos.blogs...out-summer-2010.html
Obviously you still have the same energy that illuminated the smile on your face the first time I ever saw you hanging out in the Nuyorican Poets Cafe.
Town by Town Results
It's been a fun and busy summer here in Problemstown.
1) Finished a two book series of "Ptown Peeps" all color portraits of Ptown residents and seasonal visitors. Book party and exhibition at The Cabral Mansion July 29th 5 - 10 PM. Open to the public if you happen to be in town.
2)Have a new photo studio on the 2nd floor of the Post Office where I have begun work on my new book of " Fetish"
3)John "Jingles" Yingling badly injured in motorcycle accident resulting in several broken bones. He is now out of the hospital and resting comfortably at home.
4)Business has been great this season.
5) Sending lots of love from Ptown.
xoxoxo
BM
Name those who shall remain nameless.
We can guess who there are anyway.
I still have a vinyl 45 of Elvis doing In the Ghetto.
Here it is Spring again in Problemstown and all the nuts are starting to arrive in bunches. A long difficult winter that never seemed to end complete with lots of local drama, suicides, a murder and a sad passing of a local legend Miss Ellie the 76 year old tranny who sang Sinatra in front of the Town Hall. I kept busy over the winter and am almost finished with 2 new books: " Ptown Peeps Vol 3" and " FETISH" which I will have a gallery show and party for sometime in July. Missing NYC like never before. Hope to come for a visit sometime soon. Love to the Motherboards. xoxo BM
I just remembered that I hadn't been on the Motherboards in so long. Well now I'm another year older and just published my 17th book. Will be in the city Oct 22 - 27 and hope to see familia. xoxo
Please Note* that the photo attached by Daddy on May 2, 2007 of Cookie Mueller, her son Max, and Gennaro Palermo was NOT taken by David Armstrong, but they were photographed by ME. Audrey.