Provincetown

No..The building that burned was two ddors east from the Town Hall. A free standing building with some store in front. To the ground.

Also..A new cheif of police this year who wants to crack down on Drugs/circuit parties AND the dick dock.

We'll see.
Memorial Day weekend:

More dykes than you can shake a rubber dick at, Isla would wear out her rug-munching tongue.

More pre-summer bleached blondes than you can shake a can of bleach at, with their also bleached mates
in matching Sergio Valenti and earthshoes.

Why do dykes have the most amazing hairstyles on the planet?

The sequined ( head to toe) street psychic who claims that he can tell you your last name, phone number and address after he asks for some ID , but they say that he's the real thing.

New police everywhere. Twin dyke policewomen.
Haven't met the new Cheif yet but they say he's out for the gays this year. He's got his work cut out for him.

Love the new Puzzel-Me-This store right smack dab in the middle of town. I stand outside and demonstrate the favorite item of the season so far, The Bubble Gun..we are selling them like ice cream on a july afternoon. The sight of hundreds of bubbles swirling around the heads of dykes and queens and middle class american familys, all turning to look at each other in a maze of bubbles while skate punks race through the middle of the scene on motor scooters.

And the leather marys haven't even arrived yet.

Haven't been to the dick-dock yet JD so I'll let you know whats happening. Though I heard thsat a few weeks ago the new cheif of police and his possie came ashore with spotlights and megaphones, declaring that such behavior would not be tolerated this year.

Hmmm, wonder where they'll move it too.

Well...more later. Miss everyone. Well. almost everyone. big grin
Hey Bobby,
Don't know what our summer is like yet. We have so many things up in the air right now but we really want to get there sometime in June. Captain Jack's of course.

Gennaro is torturing. He wants more landscaping around his grave. He is no longer satisfied with the flower treatment. He now wants trees & shrubs! So if you see him at "Bar Rush" tell him I'm on it.

Legendary birthday by the way. Everyone is still talking about it.

AND LOOK OUT!
Last night at Cheezwhiz Miss Understood gave me a sequin & beaded choker to give to Mommy. Missy U. brought it back from Tailand. The Empress plans to feature it at The Boatslip this summer. (Actually I don't think she is ever going to take it off!)

[This message was edited by daddy on 05-27-02 at 04:26 PM.]
My favorite so far is the dyke/guest who asked friend and owner of gay guest house { a serious leatherman) after calling him to her room ,
" Could we please have new pillows, these smell like men."

On the other hand,

The caterpillow coccoons are bursting
in the dunes.
Random caterpillows headed out and over
the hills and valleys of the sand
in every direction towards the sea.
The birds singing and darting by.
Come September they will be butterflies
and the humans will be naked in the reeds.

And just now
after glancing out the window,
I see the fog has arrived.

Spiritus begins it's call
of butter pecan and mint chocolate chip. razz
I only went there once. It was off season and pleasantly quiet.

I'm thinking of going up this year. I'd probably go during the week. Any suggestions for afforable accomodations?

Also, if we dont' have a car, is there a direct bus? Last time I did Greyhound and the changing was torture..
Those caterpillars are very dangerous. They feed on the Poison Ivy and exude the poison. One summer I felt so sorry for the little guys I decided to save them from certain death. I would pick them up and carry them to safety.
The next day I was covered with Poison Ivy. I looked like The Elephant Man.
I found out the hard way Daddy. " I am not an animal! I am a man!" John Merrick.

Now I am itching and covered in poisen ivy. But they are sooo cute those little furry worms. They will all soon be gypsy moths and fly away and I will still be itching!

Headed back to NYC from June 6th - june 12th..anyone want a ride to Ptown on june 12th?

Kisses xxx razz
Opening night of Provincetown Film Festival.Lots of stars in town this weekend. Saw " Elvira's Haunted Hills"..Superb, funny,very early Mel Brooks meets DQ humour. Kevin bacon and wife, Matt Damon and Megan
who plays Karen on Will & Grace seen all over town
Rainy and cold.High tide.Too many people in town.
The town's gone gaga over movie stars and the A&P is closed this time of night

Think I'll stay in and post on the Motherboards
all night long.

razz
I just arrived in P-Town a couple of hours ago, its so fabulous here, Im staying in The BeaconLight B&B and its a wonderful place. Just wanted to say hi, Im with the Fabulous Joan who we all know and adore. Wish you were all here, getting together with Bobby Miller tommorrow.

Kisses everyone
Just got in from a lovely bike ride to the ocean..refreshing clean air and the sight of
young lovers making out in the parking lot.

Ah the moon and the stars and the visiting dignitaries.

Just had dessert with the divine Sheril Vinegar
and JoAnne.

Saw an 87 yr old tranny at the A&P..Didn't know The Lady Bunny was in town.
Bobby, we miss you and problemstown and really enjoy your updates. Though summer plans are still being finalized, we are thinking of coming up for September 11 week - it looks like it'll be really something to leave town for, and ptown is beautiful then.

If we'll be too busy to make it then, we would alternatively come in August, but that's the worst time I know besides July 4. Are you returning to NYC at any time in July?

Would love to know:
What is that new dishy paper there?
Is Billy Rene in town? If you see him send our love.
What does Gens grave be saying this year?

Love to you, Daddy and Shags.
Hiya hons..Miss you too. Dreamed about Mothership party as if I were there and then woke up, read the boards and it was just as I had dreamt.

hitting NYC tomorrow (weds/June 26 - July 1 and then back to Problemstown)

Standing in front of Puzzell store blowing bubbles when thre beautiful grandmother-type trannies arrive from three different directions at once and begin to chat.One person in man haircut w/lips/earring/baseball hat/shades and a polka dot dress
Second person in pink pastelsummer frock with frosted wiggage and NO make up but assessorized to the max/ flat addidas for girls/ and straw handbag with matching fan.
Third person with shoulder length hair /full beat of face/jackie O sunglasses and black lace see through dress./matching black espidrilles.
Each one was unique and beautiful and completely unaware of the throngs of families passing by them.
I couldn't hear a word of their conversation even as they stood there ,conversing for at least 45 mins. in the street. I stood transfixed in the doorway of the store as they found suddenly found themselves bathing in a sea of bubbles.

Meanwhile back in Gothem...Gay Pride?
Burning Man?
Whats goin' on...?

Love from this end.

PS. Gens is fine. I haven't been to see him in awhile. But he is everywhere here in my travels.
Fourth of July weekend..
big icky circuit muscle boys on tina
all the white trash families from all over the cape that only come to problemstown once a year to watch the fireworks and gape at fags
and really fierce transvarients from all over the globe.
Scotty The Blue Bunny and Brandon Olson and his partner in "GoGoReal" at The UU ( Both very good shows.)

* to Chi Chi and Daddy/ Merlin and I went to visit Gens and Merlin channels Gens who says to tell you to "Pay attention to the children around you, they are the friends you've known before."
And that Gens is about 10 yrs old now. And a beautiful boy. Merlin said he could almost "see" him

It was so beautiful and peaceful there the day we rode our bikes up there.

The breeze is so sweet tonight.
Missing you all.

roll eyes
This is my new favorite thing to do. Watch the Pizza Cam. I love to spy on people who are breaking their diets.
B O B B Y ! ! ! !
It's also good about 4 AM to see who is sneaking off with who.
Check it out.

Spiritus Pizza Cam

Bobby,
Why don't we pick a time and you go in front and wave.
God I must be bored!
Daddy! That webcam looks like its not really working..And I have a lot better things to do here at 4:am than stand in front of the cam and wave.

Weather has been delicious.
Brandon Olson and Scotty The blue Bunny are here doing shows and everything is yummy.

When are you and Mommy coming??
Owner of Spiritus tells me that Lysette is married to his brother and with children and living in Wellfleet...

Spawn of the dammed I am sure.
merlin had a wonderful time visiting bobby and riding a rented convertable with luggage rack and bottle holder (bicycle) all over ptown for eight days. can not thank bobby or john enough for the great time.
one morning at 4am , after having spent part of the evening looking for the moon along the west end of ptown, merlin stopped by the general store near the 'old' dickdock and asked the baker to open up cause merlin needed a cup of hot coffee, tho the air was chilled there was no need for a jacket. the night baker was agreeable and started the coffee and opened the cash register....... just as the beach was apparently being raided by the police or someone with a mean flashlight ..... as scores of men came pouring from every drive way and fenced yard trying to get away from the beach. about a dozen guys came into the store and got something to drink as nobody is open at that hour, period. talk about timing, merlin's coffee ended up on the house.
just one of many stories of life at 4am in ptown.......>
Not the grumpster General Store right near boatslap?

They couldn't even serve you when they were open, let alone open for you...

MUST be under new management, if so!

Tell Jingles (at Spiritus) we said hi (brother married to Lisette)

Miss you!
From Brandon Ohlson (as dictated to me):

Am happy to be back in New York after a wonderful month in Provicetown. Daddy's birthday party was a delightful welcome home.

Performed Go-Go Real, communed with Bobby Miller, Scotty the Blue Bunny, Edie (dynamic transvestite hoofer from NYC) and the lovely Varla Jean Merman.
Soaked in the sun, sand and surf. Met lots of town characters, had a good time doing the show, and enjoyed the much needed respite from NYC.

Glad to be back in the swing of things. Looking forward to seeing all the people that make New York special.

See you all at Spa, starting tomorrow August 8.

[This message was edited by Rose Royalle on 08-08-02 at 03:15 AM.]
Well..its the start of the end of the season and ptown has been bustling lately. More circute bois than you can shake a dick at..drag queens and tourists and the new police dept out in full force.

What a season this has been. The weather has been/is beautiful and I want to stay here forever. I miss all my friends in NYC and I can't even imagine everything I am missing there.

So many ghosts here too. I have seen them everywhere. A tall ship's captain that stands stockstill on Commercial street with an unhappy look on his face as people rush past.
A haggard old fishermans wife hanging laundry on an invisable clothesline,
several small children in period clothing with a hoop and a stick running along Bradford.

And I swear I can hear singing late at night in the salt marsh.
I am ready to come home to NYC and see my beloved big apple.

Can anyone tell me what time it is?
Thx daddy and hatches. Saw Messy Bonnie Raitt's skinny sister, Bony Raitt at Spiritus tonite.
And the real Pamela Anderson and Kidd Rock in Broad daylight walking Commercial until the fans got outta control and then they were swept away into a van.

Yes hatches saw Tennesee sitting on the porch of The A House , he looked very pleased.

Daddy..the Dick dock has been shut all summer. But the dunes are cooking bigtime and the love canal as well.

I'm full now. *burp*
The Love Canal is the salt marsh with head high reeds that wind around like a little river and serve as an outdoor "bath house" for the gays. And Homo Hills are the hilly dunes that are between the ocean and the bay side.Nooks and crannys hidden in the hilly dunes where people camp out and get laid.

Really Daddy!

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