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Re: Sex With Taxi Drivers part 2
If you're looking a little girly - when are these horn dogs NOT interested? Clearly, featuring a little kink like makeup is akin to wearing a neon sign that says "fuck me now" or "I want to suck your dick, right now"-- It's worse than jail (or so I've heard)! In Jersey, dont be surprised if they hit on you, smoke, pray and try to pick up other passengers at the same time.
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Re: Straight To Hell (Sex Stories)
being back at my dad's house for the start of STH is just TOO perfect. AND the current news stories to boot... let's begin. when my dad remarried (the first time) i got a new stepmother and two stepbrothers. l****, the older of the two, was a year younger than me and lived at my dad's house with his mom. and it was his bedroom - the bottom bunk to be exact - that i would stay in on my "bi"-weekly visits to that house. (every other weekend, natch.) we were at a very curious age. and even...
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Re: Straight To Hell (Sex Stories)
Once when I was in Rome at the train station, I stopped into the men's room ( again!) and was standing at the open urinals when a young male hustler came in. Walking up to the urinal next to me he quickly flopped out a perfect example of an italian sausage. Long and thick and an endless foreskin, he let it hang there as he rolled his big brown eyes at me and smiled. He put it back in his pants and walked toward the door looking back at me to follow him. We walked to an empty train parked to...
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Re: Straight To Hell (Sex Stories)
This past weekend, I went up to the Adirondacks to get a brief respite from war-torn Manhattan. I took Amtrak to a small town in the foothills, then a taxi to the cottage of an old friend. I had been given the keys, so I had the whole place to myself. I had forgotten that 1) It's 20 degrees colder in the mountains this time of year, and 2) hunting season is at full throttle right about now. Well, since I neglected to bring anything red, I was not going to venture into the woods at all, so I...
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Re: Straight To Hell (Sex Stories)
When I was 13, my mother and father took a day trip to Ohio to see my uncle and my brother closest to me in age was suppose to keep an eye on me while they were away. He did a really good job by getting me totally stoned. Later in the evening he had his girlfriend named Andrea come over, and they went downstairs in our family room where my brothers best friend Chris and I could hear her getting the life fucked out of her from where we were upstairs in the livingroom. Well at 13 almost...
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Re: Straight To Hell (Sex Stories)
It was Thanksgiving nite 1993 and Faux Pas and I had just had a scrumptious meal at my friend Sara's place in Grammercy Park. I was full of fabulous food, fine wine, and fierce herb. What more could a single twentysomething fella want in New York City at midnite? What? Sex you say? Why yes in deed, don't mind if I do. The nite was that kind of cold that was actually refreshing from being in a pot filled apartment for several hours. The air had that healthy quality, that made you enjoy each...
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Re: Straight To Hell (Sex Stories)
Oh please Bobby. I use to do him all the time at Boy Bar when Sweetie was on stage. I'd just slip on her and Faux Pas' tape, then I'd run downstairs to the dressing room where old "Moronga Dick" was waiting. I'd be back in the booth by the time Bette Midler was finishing. Just kidding. Abuelo indeed!
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Re: Straight To Hell (Sex Stories)
I am really shocked that the two of you NEVER REALLY had Edwin. True he is a notorious chubby chaser, but he also has a fierce fetish for old men. I was his youngest lover ever. All either of you would have had to do is flash a little liver spot and that huge dominican snake could have been yours. See botox, male girdles, and sheep placenta are good for the over fifty crowd in one respect, but not everyone goes for that super moisterized, clinique bronzed, dye job "mature" man effect.
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Re: Straight To Hell (Sex Stories)
Hello. Right off the bat - I am a genetic girl. I could not resist posting after I read some of these encounters, though I realize you boys don't care much about the puss. Softsoles, darling, you inspired me to spill. When I first came to NY (8 years ago, I am 25) my experiences prepped me for times to come. I used to pick these testosterone puppets up out side of bars (bouncers, oui) and get them to take me home. A schoolgirl skirt will do wonders. But, here in NY, these "str8" men require...
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Re: Straight To Hell (Sex Stories)
Suddenly I feel a bit feverish...Did I ever tell you about the time I was in Miami and all oiled up and sashayin' down the beach in that gayish zone around 20th street and two Cuban mamis snatched me up right off the beach. I was 21 at the time and I had just imbibed an organic ciggerette and had washed down a mandrax or two with a shaker full of Martini juice and I'm bare foot and in only a skimpy speedo headed towards the ocean for a dip... Well these two young ( 18?) hot cubano girls who...
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Re: Straight To Hell (Sex Stories)
Travel sex is the best sex, don't you all think? You don't have to pretend to take someone's name and number. I went to Vegas right after high school graduation, and met up with a girlfriend. She and I decided to hit a party. When we got there, there seemed to be quite a few hard male bodies in attendance. Whaddya know? A Brazilian futbol team! I found myself in a hot-tub filled to the brim with naked, tan, AFFECTIONATE men. Now, you must understand, I do have some sort of modesty. So when...
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Re: Fashion, Sweetie
Daddy, what a memory! I had totally forgotten about the KM/KO connection. And you are right, she did look great as she was kicking open the bathroom door last night to share the loo with one of our barbacks. And Glammy, I am sooo worried about the Hilton Sisters these days-- haven't seen hide nor hair. Perhaps they are visiting Dick Cheney?
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Re: Straight To Hell (Sex Stories)
I was just doing my posts on the boards and kinda browsed thru these last pages of awesome smut. I had a GREAT DAY TODAY!!! Only in New York children, only in New York. I recently moved into a larger room in my apartment. I've totally gotten into this new space because the back door to my patio and backyard is in my room. It also leads to a special entrance to the laundry room downstairs. Today I was laying in bed waiting for my EX- to come by for some delicious EX- SEX. Mind you, I had...
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Re: Miss Understood's Hi from Thailand
...so they slice open this lizard, squeeze out the oil, and rub it on "make dick grow big". You can also buy the stuff from an herbal medicine guy. I wonder if they have that in Chinatown? Well, I guess if any of the girls go off the 'mones and they want to restore their trade, they can try lizard oil. Chiang Mai is full of Euro-hippie types. Lot's of health food, yoga classes, etc. It's like the Thai San Francisco. There are these stoes full of beads, beautiful fabrics, silver, pottery,...
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Re: Provincetown
No..The building that burned was two ddors east from the Town Hall. A free standing building with some store in front. To the ground. Also..A new cheif of police this year who wants to crack down on Drugs/circuit parties AND the dick dock. We'll see.
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Re: Provincetown
Memorial Day weekend: More dykes than you can shake a rubber dick at, Isla would wear out her rug-munching tongue. More pre-summer bleached blondes than you can shake a can of bleach at, with their also bleached mates in matching Sergio Valenti and earthshoes. Why do dykes have the most amazing hairstyles on the planet? The sequined ( head to toe) street psychic who claims that he can tell you your last name, phone number and address after he asks for some ID , but they say that he's the...
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Re: Provincetown
Hey Bobby. Sounds like fun up in Ptown. You know what that chief of police really wants?! His own private "dick dock". Missed you at the pageant and look forwad to your arrival back in town for MotherShip. Best to John.
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Re: Can We Build a Less Prejudiced TG Sense of Community?
Lemme start over as it were.. I am a man. I have lived as a "woman". I have been on hormones and have had breasts. I always had a dick ( my own I mean) I have had moments when I felt like a "woman" but I knew I was not. People have a right to believe anything they like about themselves as far as I'm concerned and anyone who doesn't like it can kiss the proverbial ass ( Jim Fouratt). However I think that many people are confused about their gender even if they are born with one particular set...
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Re: Can We Build a Less Prejudiced TG Sense of Community?
I must agree that trans-discrimination has been phenomenally irrational and intense, but I have seen wonderful changes for the better. I have experienced just about evey kind of abuse over the years. It's important to keep ones center and not take any o f that harshness inside of oneself, but to recognize it for what it is and let it go. Yes, it has often seemed that too many people believe that a Transperson is nothing but something to point at, laugh and gawk. Many young men and some not...
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Re: Provincetown
Well..its the start of the end of the season and ptown has been bustling lately. More circute bois than you can shake a dick at..drag queens and tourists and the new police dept out in full force. What a season this has been. The weather has been/is beautiful and I want to stay here forever. I miss all my friends in NYC and I can't even imagine everything I am missing there. So many ghosts here too. I have seen them everywhere. A tall ship's captain that stands stockstill on Commercial...
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Re: Provincetown
Bobby, Me thinks you been under the dick dock too long. Go home hon, get some sleep.
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Re: Provincetown
Thx daddy and hatches. Saw Messy Bonnie Raitt's skinny sister, Bony Raitt at Spiritus tonite. And the real Pamela Anderson and Kidd Rock in Broad daylight walking Commercial until the fans got outta control and then they were swept away into a van. Yes hatches saw Tennesee sitting on the porch of The A House , he looked very pleased. Daddy..the Dick dock has been shut all summer. But the dunes are cooking bigtime and the love canal as well. I'm full now. *burp*
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Re: SEX in Jackie 60
Anna Nicole, It's been way too long. I so enjoyed your lurid little tale -- brought me right back to your side writhing on the Jackie dancefloor . . . taking your nervously excited, willing but timid hand and stuffing inbetween the hottest latin thug thighs we could find. I think we coined it the Jackie handshake?! Oh -- the thrill of uncertainty, wondering if we'd get a face full of fist or dick for our naughty shenanigans! I hear from the Motherboards Holiday get-together that you're...
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Re: Straight To Hell (Sex Stories)
I guess almost everything revolves around sex, and well, money too, but that's another forum entry all together. I leisurely mouse-clicked into a Maui gay chat room tonight on the World Wide Web, barefoot, topless, holding my java in my hand, wearing nothing more than a pair of tight faded Levi's with a paint stain on the crotch and a rip in the left knee. I'm not one for online chat programs really. ICQ and Yahoo Messenger sit tranquil upon my desktop collecting Internet dust and most of my...
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Re: Straight To Hell (Sex Stories)
Damn boys, with their unwashed hair and shabby, tattered faded Levi's, sauntering around the concrete jungle reminiscent of a slimy serpent slithering in between the cracks of right of wrong, black from white. Blood stained lips sucking the last haul from the butt end of a borrowed cigarette, flipping the nicotine stick with a snap of the wrist into the chaotic heart of a hectic intersection, legs spread eagle on a gravel sprinkled sidewalk, drumming a filthy boot on the ground to the sound...
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Re: The Palladium
Anyone remember the "right to resist" concert at palladium circa 1988?They had groups like de la soul and that poet singer who sang"you wanna suck my pussy,you wanna suck my dick" Whats her name??It was a three day 24/7 concert ,keith harring did the artwork for the poster.I spent two days backstage where there was open bar and buffet food for the whole time.I know it all sounds like a pipe dream but I was really there.....really!I think it's disgusting what they've done with that space.What...
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Re: BEWITCHED
Although I did enjoy I DREAM OF JEANNIE, it really was a cheap rip off of BEWITCHED. It also worked the sexual angle, that I felt was maybe a little overt for a very small child. BUT IN ITS DEFENSE, it's heyday was very much in the "free love" time of our consciousness. I do feel though Samantha and Darrin had a sexy energy about them. Especially Darrin #1. He had that awkward geekiness that spelled a tiger in the bedroom. I also loved their affection towards each other. And when it was time...
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Re: Party Monster - Michael Alig
but you forgots James Saint James: Andy Dick rb//nyc//bronx//bohemia
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Re: BEWITCHED
I can see Jim Carrey mugging like Dick York, and I imagine Nicole could be a good Samantha (after seing her in "The Hours" I believe she could be a good anything). Sweetie or Miss Understood could be good Endoras. TV Land has been showing the old black & white Bewitched epsiodes and some of them were so funny! I think they were better directed and it was probably fresher for the actors then too. A particularly funny episode I recently saw: "Two Larry Tates." I loved the show all the way...
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Re: Goin' To The Chapel: The Lesbian, Gay & T/S Marriage Topic
Bush's chief ringleader Dick "Bessie the Cow" Cheney waddled in from the pasture yesterday and shamelessly told the press that he supports the constitutional amendment banning gay marriage despite his own daughter's lesbianism. Adding insult to injury, Her Bovineness added that "One of the most unpleasant aspects of this business is the extent of which private lives are intruded upon when these kinds of issues come up," and that his daughter's life should remain "private". But of course it's...
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Re: Mondo Internet (Part 2)
This is way too funny. Great find. I don't know who's who, but there is an ad called Tom, Dick and Harry by Day The background girl to the right may very well be the rap star Eve. I always had my doubts about her.
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Re: DV by Diana Vreeland
As much as I would love to say a fragrance topic would totally turn me out. I dare say many folks here are more the essential oil and "natural musk" types. I am amazed at how much body funk I encounter on any given night out on the town in NYC. Especially the gay boys. I think B.O. is the patchouli of the '04. BTW I do adore patchouli in summer time clinging to a hairy chested man. It makes me swoon. I posted eons ago about an isolated experience I had as a young teen with a friend of my...
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Re: DV by Diana Vreeland
Oh Sweetie... It's funny how a smell can instantly take you back. Your description of my sister Joey brought a tear to me eye. I miss her. And... You've always loved me in my "Green Irish Tweed". Thanks. It drives trannys crazy, I don't know why. Girlina drools whenever I get close to her. (At least I think its when I get close to her). It's not for everyone though. Marti Domination recently asked me NOT to hug her hello because she didn't want to smell like "Green Irish Tweed". So that...
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Re: Puritan Watch
I just love these lawmakers' majorly skewed views of Americans. It's a wonder that we're not all still wearing pinafor hats and buckled shoes. Fuck! LEASH GAL'S SEX PIX By VINCENT MORRIS and DEBORAH ORIN New York Post May 13, 2004 -- WASHINGTON - Shocking shots of sexcapades involving Pfc. Lynndie England were among the hundreds of X-rated photos and videos from the Abu Ghraib prison scandal shown to lawmakers in a top-secret Capitol conference room yesterday. "She was having sex with...
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Re: RIP, VIP - Chapter 2 (3/5/04++)
In his personal life legend has it that Brando was a complete sexual freak who tried everything, including man-on-man action. Somewhere I used to have an infamous photo from the 50s, supposedly of him, in profile sucking a big dick. When I saw it I was convinced. If it wasn't him it was an exact replica-clone. (one can dream, right?) "A Streetcar Named Desire" is one of my favorite films. But you MUST see Brando in John Huston's 60s cult classic "Reflections in a Golden Eye" in which he...
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Re: RIP, VIP - Chapter 2 (3/5/04++)
RIP Jacques Derrida, Father of Deconstructionism... This from the Film Forum newsletter, looks like a fascintating flick! One of the most influential and iconoclastic figures of the 20th century, French philosopher and father of Deconstruction Jacques Derrida died last week in Paris at age 74. In tribute to his memory, Film Forum is presenting a 5-day return engagement of DERRIDA, the critically acclaimed documentary portrait by filmmakers Kirby Dick (SICK: THE LIFE AND DEATH OF BOB...
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Re: SECURity FOR YOUR CLUBs
Here's a pic a one a my Ex's. He was my first bouncer boyfriend. He was cute but he had a tiny dick so I had to let him go. Couldn't feel a thing. I'd rate him a "4" I guess. He always had good coke.
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Re: Farewell Charming Old New York
And this from Musto: (FYI the "worst club" is our favorite, CAIN) Musto Rules!
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Re: RIP, VIP - Chapter 2 (3/5/04++)
Aspen Times article: http://at.us.publicus.com/article/20050221/NEWS/102210014 Hunter Thompson dead Seminal gonzo journalist kills himself By Eben Harrell and Chad Abraham February 21, 2005 Hunter S. Thompson, legendary author, political commentator and "gonzo" journalist, died Sunday night after shooting himself in the head with a handgun at his home in Woody Creek. He was 67. Thompson's son, Juan, found his father's body in the kitchen around 6 p.m. By 6:30 p.m., Thompson's home at 1278...
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Re: Jonah Falcon
You know, I didn't realize that our little Jonah was such a big celebrity. I mean he told me he was but I guess I didn't believe it. I just read this article about him that was in Rolling Stone Magazine. Again, he told me about it but I never got around to actually reading it. It's pretty good. You go Jonah!
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Re: SEX in Jackie 60
"In the corner by the DJ booth"!!! Where was I ? Busy talking to Anna Nicole probably. There are so many "Jackie Sex Stories", it's mind boggeling. Like the time I went down to the liquor room to find one of our handsome barbacks with a VERY famous super model. (He recently told me that they were still friends. I love that). Here is another one of my favorites... I was Djing and I needed a cocktail. So of course I avoided asking our famous coctail waitress Rose (for reasons obvious to anyone...
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Re: Jonah Falcon
could i have some nude pix too (w/ ur dick included obviously!)? andyv215@yahoo.com thx
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Re: The Return Of TRIPPLE XXX!
Hey Daddy! I stopped by for a bit; it was pretty packed, I couldn't make my way to your booth. I could tell you were into it by what you were spinning. It was a hot vibe. My favorite part was one of the go go boys approached me (following his dick), and says "Hey, Mr. Joe! Where are our drink tickets?" Ah, the good ol' days. Kudos to Dean and James - that place rocked. The images by Stephen Kent Jusick were really interesting, creative, and sexy spoogey. The downstairs was, by the way, dark...
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Re: The Palladium
"You wanna suck my pussy...well let me suck your dick...suck your dick bastard bitch...ohhh i wanna put my winner in yer ass." Lyric's by the 1 and only "Karen Fenley" Please don't forget another piece by her.... I went to the art world and nothin happened...i quit drinking and smoking and nothin happened..i went to the Tunnel and palladium and nothin happened..ect ect. Yuppie......bla bla bla i'm not gonna let you GANGRAPE me anymore! (in her loudest shill) I love Karen and i thought she...
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Re: Jonah Falcon
THANK YOU JONAH! Finally I can tell people where to go to see your big dick! They torture me every day. God, you'd think nobody ever saw a 13 inch cock before. I would tell them, "It looks just like yours only ten times bigger". What's the big deal?
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Re: Provincetown 2
Well Daddy is the second youngest thing on the street...after me. And btw Messy is still on the post office wall here WANTED but not by the lesbefriends. The last time she was here she got into some trouble under the dick dock. The stench has finally cleared.
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Re: Your favorite Jackie theme?
Who knew that those dildos would come in handy so much? I will never forget the Rentboy.com launch party at Jackie. Some of the boys brought by the webmaster were supposed to do a naked, nasty show in silhouette behind a screen, and advertise their "equipment." Unfortunately, those "models" decided it would be cute to hoover up some crystal meth in the dressing room a few minutes prior to showtime. Needless to say all those lusty and angry red 10X6" members decided to retreat to a pale and...