I just got home and must thank
www.ConeyIsland.com
Deity
Agent N
Dee Dee Luxe
Belle Morte Baudelaire
Insectavora
Lady Satan
Roc Roc It
Mish Va De Vil
DJ Saint Eve
Remy Vicious (the door maiden)
Scarlet (our assskicking stage manager)
and the entire enthusiasm created by the gorgeous audience
Tonight was breathtaking, funny, and wonderfully disturbing!
I can't begin to tell you how much energy was made and enjoyed!
Thank You All! The Blood was overflowing!
xoxox,
!BadAss!
DAMN!!!!
These pictures are great!
Ivy Lynn is amazing.
The girlz are amazing.
And Velocity, you were amazing at "Stevie" this year as well. You take Burlesque to a whole new place.
A BadAss place!
Love it!
These pictures are great!
Ivy Lynn is amazing.
The girlz are amazing.
And Velocity, you were amazing at "Stevie" this year as well. You take Burlesque to a whole new place.
A BadAss place!
Love it!
Awww Shux Daddy 
& Thank you 
Eye saw ya 4 a hot minute tonight!
B&B Ball did a great move with U &
CHI CHI @ the helm....what presentation,
pagentry & music to kick it too!
Such a kick ass night....
& Thank you Eye saw ya 4 a hot minute tonight!
B&B Ball did a great move with U &
CHI CHI @ the helm....what presentation,
pagentry & music to kick it too!
Such a kick ass night....
Moby asked my dear galpal
Saint Reverend Jen Miller
to direct a low-budget music video
for his new release New York New York
featuring vox by Debbie Harry.
My big boobie ass can be found
in some of the disco scenes at
the end
The REAL star of this
awesomely wacky shin dig is
Reverend Jen Junior......
Go here to check it out.
Oh and as a side note....
Saint Reverend Jen Miller
can be found hosting !BadAss!
tomorrow nite! All info can
be had @ www.BadAssBurlesque.com.
Saint Reverend Jen Miller
to direct a low-budget music video
for his new release New York New York
featuring vox by Debbie Harry.
My big boobie ass can be found
in some of the disco scenes at
the end
The REAL star of thisawesomely wacky shin dig is
Reverend Jen Junior......
Go here to check it out.
Oh and as a side note....
Saint Reverend Jen Miller
can be found hosting !BadAss!
tomorrow nite! All info can
be had @ www.BadAssBurlesque.com.
This looks fabulous! I'll try to stop by if the marathon hasn't gotten me first..
But this looks like a PERFECT Halloweenie / Samhain !!! Highly recommended - leave Halloween to the pros and go see Vulgaras/Badass
But this looks like a PERFECT Halloweenie / Samhain !!! Highly recommended - leave Halloween to the pros and go see Vulgaras/Badass
It's my Birthday too...(11/1/70)
the clock strikes midnite & I'm 36!
I'm so damn excited to know your
presence will be rocking the room that nite
Yay!!!
the clock strikes midnite & I'm 36!
I'm so damn excited to know your
presence will be rocking the room that nite
Yay!!!
new !BadAss! images from July & August '06 -
The O'Debra Twins July '06
Dirty Martini July '06
Dottie Lux July '06
Velocity Chyaldd July '06
Velocity Chyaldd with (Rose Wood) as George Bush
July '06
Saint Eve July '06
The World Famous *BOB* Aug. '06
Belle Morte Baudelaire Aug. '06
Rose Wood Aug. '06
Bambi Aug. '06
Jo Boobs Aug '06
Deity Aug. '06
All images by Bob Elder
The O'Debra Twins July '06
Dirty Martini July '06
Dottie Lux July '06
Velocity Chyaldd July '06
Velocity Chyaldd with (Rose Wood) as George Bush
July '06
Saint Eve July '06
The World Famous *BOB* Aug. '06
Belle Morte Baudelaire Aug. '06 Rose Wood Aug. '06 Bambi Aug. '06
Jo Boobs Aug '06
Deity Aug. '06
All images by Bob Elder
great show last night!
Thanxxx baby!
To the following !BadAsses!-
FLASH
Adrian Buckmaster
Deity
The Bowery Poetry Club
Scotty the Blue Bunny
'the vulgar3' -
Goddess Diana, The Anti-Dave,, & OZ
DJ Saint Eve
Bunny Love
Bambi
Rose Wood
Mish Va De Vil
Julie Atlas Muz
Nasty Canasta
Tigger
Kit Cat
Darlinda Just Darlinda
Belle Morte Baudelaire
Amber Ray & Muffinhead
Miss AstriD
Gerry
and Scarlet
I give U the THANK YOU of a 1000 white hot suns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
for pulling off the craziest !BadAss! thus far!!!
The best birthday a dame could have was also
made possible by all of my favorite people
snuggled in tight together both in the dressing room
& in the house - selling out the show,
and bringing the hottest kinda LOVE!
THANK YOU!
xoxox,
Velocity Chyaldd
FLASH
Adrian Buckmaster
Deity
The Bowery Poetry Club
Scotty the Blue Bunny
'the vulgar3' -
Goddess Diana, The Anti-Dave,, & OZ
DJ Saint Eve
Bunny Love
Bambi
Rose Wood
Mish Va De Vil
Julie Atlas Muz
Nasty Canasta
Tigger
Kit Cat
Darlinda Just Darlinda
Belle Morte Baudelaire
Amber Ray & Muffinhead
Miss AstriD
Gerry
and Scarlet
I give U the THANK YOU of a 1000 white hot suns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
for pulling off the craziest !BadAss! thus far!!!
The best birthday a dame could have was also
made possible by all of my favorite people
snuggled in tight together both in the dressing room
& in the house - selling out the show,
and bringing the hottest kinda LOVE!
THANK YOU!
xoxox,
Velocity Chyaldd
A Big thank U to all who came out for our 2nd year anniversary party And a tremendous kudos to the performers who made beautiful badness on Nov. 18th! Thanxxx 4 the fabulous flashbacks!
And a tremendous kudos to the performers who made beautiful badness on Nov. 18th! Thanxxx 4 the fabulous flashbacks!
St. Patricks Nite freakstar discount....
Say this ancient irish proverb -
"Great hate follows great love" at the door @ 12am
Sat. March 17th and get $5 off...
Say this ancient irish proverb -
"Great hate follows great love" at the door @ 12am
Sat. March 17th and get $5 off...
What an ABSOLUTELY PERFECT option for St. Patrick's Day - drunken slobs beware of BADASS!!!!
U Ron 2nite's List +1, Chi Chi
The St. Paddy's edition was quite choice with Ms. Martini doing the Saint right and Velocity's opening wringing a lot of exclamations from the crowd.
A lot of the performances at Badass really blur the stodgy boundaries between burlesque, porn, BDSM and art, which to me is really refreshing to see. The results, a really different kind of pleasure, never leave me feeling like so much performance does -that I could have just stayed home and turned on a teevee to see some fluff. And there aren't too many places left where small doses of kink and sleaze get to be appreciated out in the open.
A lot of the performances at Badass really blur the stodgy boundaries between burlesque, porn, BDSM and art, which to me is really refreshing to see. The results, a really different kind of pleasure, never leave me feeling like so much performance does -that I could have just stayed home and turned on a teevee to see some fluff. And there aren't too many places left where small doses of kink and sleaze get to be appreciated out in the open.
ThanxXx Seven It was super seeing U!
It was super seeing U!
Pix from The World Famous *BOB*s
super duper PINK !BadAss Birthday!!!
Images/collage by Adrian Buckmaster
super duper PINK !BadAss Birthday!!!
Images/collage by Adrian Buckmaster
Looking fwd to the Night of the Whore! Too tired to think but really excited about this
In spite of my Nyquil haze, I had truly
tantalizing time taking a tasty trip in
your 'Hyper-Gender' arena. Thanx JZ, 4
having me in the mix!
tantalizing time taking a tasty trip in
your 'Hyper-Gender' arena. Thanx JZ, 4
having me in the mix!
Last Saturdays !BadAss! was the most intimate and
rewarding experience for all of us in Vulgaras.
We send out a tremendous thank U to all who came
out to celebrate our CD release of 'Night of the Whore'.
U made the whole affair burst with shameless energy!
An enormous thanx to John Santerineross
for contibuting so much magick to the albums artwork!
Hugs and love to Gerald Lewis for contributing so much
to the underground arts, making this show possible.
A big shout out to Faceboy and Amanda
for making the night run sweet and smooth
Another big shout out to Misha for giving great Sound!
An uber thank U to the fab hostess
Empress Chi Chi Valenti
for breathing the fiery goddess mojo into the 'Whore'.
Special thanx to VJ Keith Crass
the cavalcade of twisted, tawdry and transendant images all nite astounded!
A MAJOR Thank U to the following performers -
The World Famous *BOB*
Scotty the Blue Bunny
Peekaboo Pointe
Nasty Cantasta
Dirty Martini
Rasp Thorne
Rose Wood
Jo Boobs
Anduin
Bambi
Deity
U told a brave and ancient story with all of your
wild, lush, and poetic performance art....
Thank U so much for bringing
the 'Whore' to bold beautiful life! -
and last but certainly not least thank U to
Mr. Lower East Side/Bar God Moonshine
for keeping the 'spirits' high as the sky!
Blessed Bees,
Velocity Chyaldd
The Anti-Dave
Goddess Diana
and The Oz
rewarding experience for all of us in Vulgaras.
We send out a tremendous thank U to all who came
out to celebrate our CD release of 'Night of the Whore'.
U made the whole affair burst with shameless energy!
An enormous thanx to John Santerineross
for contibuting so much magick to the albums artwork!
Hugs and love to Gerald Lewis for contributing so much
to the underground arts, making this show possible.
A big shout out to Faceboy and Amanda
for making the night run sweet and smooth
Another big shout out to Misha for giving great Sound!
An uber thank U to the fab hostess
Empress Chi Chi Valenti
for breathing the fiery goddess mojo into the 'Whore'.
Special thanx to VJ Keith Crass
the cavalcade of twisted, tawdry and transendant images all nite astounded!
A MAJOR Thank U to the following performers -
The World Famous *BOB*
Scotty the Blue Bunny
Peekaboo Pointe
Nasty Cantasta
Dirty Martini
Rasp Thorne
Rose Wood
Jo Boobs
Anduin
Bambi
Deity
U told a brave and ancient story with all of your
wild, lush, and poetic performance art....
Thank U so much for bringing
the 'Whore' to bold beautiful life! -
and last but certainly not least thank U to
Mr. Lower East Side/Bar God Moonshine
for keeping the 'spirits' high as the sky!
Blessed Bees,
Velocity Chyaldd
The Anti-Dave
Goddess Diana
and The Oz
What a great thing you have created, Velocity! I meant what I said from stage. Nightlife is full of complainers - that sucks, this is tired, it's so over - etc. You didn't feel included in the burlesque nights that were out there, Velocity, and decided to start a night to showcase the performers and performances you DID like and believe in. And dagnabbit, girl - YOU DID IT!
And it was such a thrill upon arrival at midnight to see a line snaking out onto the street. PACKED house and great energy all night. Viva BadAss! Viva Vulgaras!
May you inspire a thousand more..
And it was such a thrill upon arrival at midnight to see a line snaking out onto the street. PACKED house and great energy all night. Viva BadAss! Viva Vulgaras!
May you inspire a thousand more..
and she did inspire many of us - great night! and a great host
Thank you Chi Chi. Your wisdom, wit, and strength has always inspired me to strive for creative integrity. This means the world coming from you
and JZ I had a blast being a part of your show - Hyper-Gender Burlesque
and JZ I had a blast being a part of your show - Hyper-Gender Burlesque
Great show again.
Especially liked the reality part when Penny had to be held back from slugging the awkward guy introducing his band who made (maybe) unintended insults to the MC. Penny is scarey! It had the audience acting like they were all watching a building on fire LOL.
Keep up the great programming Ms.V.
Especially liked the reality part when Penny had to be held back from slugging the awkward guy introducing his band who made (maybe) unintended insults to the MC. Penny is scarey! It had the audience acting like they were all watching a building on fire LOL.
Keep up the great programming Ms.V.
LOL! Thank U Seven 
That young lad insulted
the wrong muthafucka....
It was just a brilliant-
Jerry Springer brush stroke
on the whole palette of the night!
Faceboy was just as surprised he
was restraining the host as everyone else
I'm happy you had a ball with us
That young lad insulted
the wrong muthafucka....
It was just a brilliant-
Jerry Springer brush stroke
on the whole palette of the night!
Faceboy was just as surprised he
was restraining the host as everyone else
I'm happy you had a ball with us
HUGE congratulations and luck for tonight, Velocity. Three years! What a feat in any time period, but especially rare in this one.
I will be at the most un-Badass location in NY - Doubles at the Sherry Netherland - but will stop by after if not too late.
Have a great, Badass time tonight, and these are for you!
I will be at the most un-Badass location in NY - Doubles at the Sherry Netherland - but will stop by after if not too late.
Have a great, Badass time tonight, and these are for you!
it was an amazing night
Thanxxx 4 the motherlove Chi Chi
The flowers are beautiful
I hope you can join us in the
!BadAss! womb this week!
I love U
V=d/t
PS- JZ Bich - Can't wait to see what you
will do this Saturday
The flowers are beautiful I hope you can join us in the
!BadAss! womb this week!
I love U V=d/t
PS- JZ Bich - Can't wait to see what you
will do this Saturday
Murder? Did someone say murder? 
Well now we are saying "Hooker" 
jackie jormp-jomp?!?
I'll be there, and huge congratulations..
Congratulations beauty!!!
Thanxxx for the love guys! I'm so tickled you are going to be there
Should be fun tonight! Happy solstice..
And a Happy New Year
Happy New Year
There will be no need for the $5 off artstar quote for tonight's !BadAss! - Doll's We Worship.
Coney Island's Burlesque at the Beach shows are
only ten doll hairs
http://www.ConeyIsland.com
Coney Island's Burlesque at the Beach shows are
only ten doll hairs
http://www.ConeyIsland.com