DJ Ted Offensive has been called a lot of things. Some of them good. To the Brooklyn Scene he's like some nutty old uncle! Uncle Fester, that's it! He's Brooklyn's dear old Uncle Fester!
Come see the 2 mix it up like like some proverbial "Hey you got your peanut butter in my chocolate!" commercial at Teneleven - Alphabet City's not-so best kept secret watering hole!
"The World's Oldest Tween" vs "The World's Ugliest Lesbian" in the match-up of the century!
Special Performance at around Midnight! (Psst It's Dario and Michael Bailey in Drag doing a Runaways cover with Andee Blacksugar on guitar, but don't say we told ya).
And weighing in at number 54 in Go Magazine's "100 Women We Love Class of 2010"- Leslie Van Stelten Officiating at the Bar!
Did we mention cheap drinks and no cover? NO COVER! CHEAP DRINKS.
All we need is YOU! BECAUSE YOU COMPLETE US!
