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Lady Gag Gag Love Dolls Sell Out

Inflatable sex toy company Pipedream Products announced they are close to selling out of their new range of Lady Gag Gag love dolls this week, topping sales of their already wildly successful She Aint No Beyonce, J-Ho, Paris and Dirty Christina blow up products.

“Everybody’s going goo-goo for Gag Gag!” the company trilled on a press release promoting their inflatable love toy, “She’s so dirty . . . even her doll smells’,” they added.

“Our Super Star Series is the best selling line of blow up dolls in the industry,” Pipedream boss Nick Orlandino continued.

“We’ve found that more and more people who have no intention of using them for sex are buying these types of items as gag gifts or collectables. Lady Gag Gag, like all the dolls in our Super Star Series, is the perfect item for retailers to stock up on and beef up your sales this summer,’ he enthused.

The doll’s accompanying packaging suggest the ‘Paparazzi Princess wants her 3 LOVE HOLES filled’, adding ‘she’s a sweet catholic school girl who became a whore (faded into grey) packing a little something more!”

“Meet the deep-throat drag queen who’ll suck the chrome off a disco ball faster than you can say Just Dance!” they add, “This dirty lil’ diva wants to take a ride on your disco stick, has all the right moves and loves it when you poke-her face!”

The new Lady Gag Gag dolls are unable to sing or indeed talk, unlike the US$7,000 sex dolls launched by earlier this year who branded their products as ‘the World’s First Sex Robot’.

“Your robot will deliver the ultimate in robot sex,” the company promises on their site, “She will also be able to talk, listen, carry on a conversation, feel your touch and be your true friend,” they promised.

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