Polygamy, Underage sex, The Lost Boys and goofy dresses

Not since "Heaven's Gate" has there been such a riviting news story though.
They are very similar.
We had a field day with it at Jackie 60.
"Jackie Joins A Cult: Heaven's Gate".

It's times like these that I regret not having Jackie 60.
This is a PERFECT Jackie theme.

"Jackie Joins A Cult 2: Jackie Welcomes The Prophet"
starring:
Hapi Phace as Hosiah Ketchup, the Prophet.
-Hapi would be sitting on a throne (the brown couch) in boxers and wife beater Tee shirt watching the game, drinking a can of Coors beer. He is being fanned by his wives.

The House Of Domination (Jessica Rabbit, Marti and Genocide) as the sister/wives dressed in those goofy dresses with black fishnets & garters etc. underneath. Bobby Miller would do the wigs.

Javier, Jonny Tingle and Robert Flowryder as "The Lost Boys". (The boys thrown out of the "church" as they are young competition for The Prophet). They are now male hustlers living large and enjoying their freedom and bling.

Lucy Sexton as Flora Ketchup, the pretty sister/wife that got away and now goes on Larry King and Nancy Grace. She becomes a big star.

David Ilku as Larry King.

Chi Chi Valenti as Nancy Grace.

Penny Arcade as the feminist/activist, Gloria Steinbrenner, who rants against the Prophet (and owns The New York Yankees).

-Gloria Steinbrenner and Flora Ketchup get together and persuade the sister/wives to leave the compound and the Prophet. But having no work experience in the outside world they are helpless and destitute. They meet a kindly dominatrix with a heart of gold who sets them up on a ranch/dungeon in the Nevada desert and with the help of The Lost Boys open the most successful "ranch" the state has ever seen.
Called "The REAL Chicken Ranch", the women use their underage sons and daughters to lure in local cowboys.

Terence Sellers as the kindly dominatrix with a heart of gold.

And finally...
Johnny Dynell as the handsome local cowboy and star of the Rodeo.

... What?
You have a problem with that casting?

Anyway,
I got off on a Jackie tangent but this is a riviting story.

Jackie Turns A Prophet!

I say cast it, book it and let's take it on the road.

"Jackie Turns A Prophet!"

Thank you Pickles!
That is so much better.
Now I remember why we had you around!
"Jackie Turns A Prophet" it is!



Should we bring back Hattie & Sweetie as Paw & Vernell?
Appalachian Tango

Hattie and I look like extras in "Night of The Living Dead".

You're welcome Dads. It's funny cause I was laying in bed the other night not being able to sleep (NO not for that reason!) and the title "Turn a Prophet" just popped into my head as a funny phrase.

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Originally posted by daddy:
This is a PERFECT Jackie theme.
Hapi Phace as Hosiah Ketchup, the Prophet.
-Hapi would be sitting on a throne (the brown couch) in boxers and wife beater Tee shirt watching the game, drinking a can of Coors beer. He is being fanned by his wives.

Count me in! I am already wearing the costume! I'm game whenever there is any chance to publicly dry-hump Lucy Sexton and the House of Domination!

What's all this talk about Jackie? I thought she died in the 80's?

I remember the Click + Drag Heaven's Gate Annual party. People were so uncomfortable with it. lol! I much prefer the Heaven's Gate cult, websites,aliens, Nike sneakers...much better.

The 'little house on the prairie' look makes me itch

Now that I think of it...
"Jackie Joins A Cult" was another night.
Kitty made those purple hooded robes that everyone wore.
The Heaven's Gate theme was at CLICK & DRAG, not Jackie.
It all starts to blur.

But I LOVE the title "Jackie Turns A Prophet".

Any other casting ideas?

Polygamy vs. Scientology!

I've been obsessed (as a skeptical outsider) with Scientology recently. I just finished watching the 8-part interview with Jason Beghe. He's a celebrity ex-Scientologist who apparently rose to levels higher than Miss Travolta, and very recently escaped. And he's telling all too. Check out his fascinating interview here:
Jason Beghe

Not only will they wash your brain, they'll rape your bank account at the same time. It's depressing to think that people I admire as artists (like Karen Black and Jeffrey Tambor) have been sold hook, line, and sinker on this shit.

On the other hand, they can HAVE the likes of Beck, Juliette Lewis, and crazy Jeff Cokeaway Conaway.

See if you can get through the Tom Cruise biography. That will make your ears steam.

I was wondering what happened to that hellion Juliette Lewis... awww she got 'religion.' ugh.

I don't wanna be no kindly Dominatrix. I wanna be the Holy Momma who ties the little gals to the beds and administers the drugs, on their sad, sad wedding nights.

btw Speaking of a Nevada desert, did anyone read that ELLE article a few months ago about Heidi Fleiss lurching around in a small town in the Nevada desert... she runs a LAUNDROMAT called 'Dirty Laundry.' While waiting to open her "male brothel..." In the article she sounds crazed, though ELLE tries to take her seriously.

I found the link -
http://www.elle.com/featurefullstory/12660/heidi-fleiss...e-february-2008.html

How about that Jackie 60 Prophet group?

I don't know whose abs those are but they sho' ain't mine!

OK S'tan,
we'll get Johanna Constantine to play the kindly dominatrix with the heart of gold. You can be the evil mommy. And I did hear about the Heidi Fleiss thing. It sounds wacky but great.

And Brian...
that whole Scientology thing look amazing.
I saw that guy on a talk show and it was so interesting. I can't wait to get into this.

When I saw the prairie ladies on TV all I kept thinking was "That's the perfect role for Hattie. She probably has the outfit."

My favorite is the wife with the busted uni-brow.

I agree, she's hot.

I'm thinking about going out with a full force uni-brow this week.

You mean "Hattie Jessop"

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Originally posted by Messy Amy Winehouse:
What's all this talk about Jackie? I thought she died in the 80's?

Hey daddy didn't you have a reccomendation of a comedy school to send her to? I'll pay the tuition - puleeze. Maybe instead of comedy school, you could send her to a faith healer cause she is lame - I'm just saying. Oh did I just say that in public? - well, you know me.

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Originally posted by bobby:
See if you can get through the Tom Cruise biography. That will make your ears steam.

Oh he is a cutie petootie - ears steam? My va-j-j is steaming! Woof Woof! Oh wait I came out I'm a dyke, forget it.

I'm with you Messy Rosie, Winehouse needs help.
She just ain't funny.

She no Messy sixpence none the lichel.