The 2009 HX Awards!

Why do I have to choose between Daddy and Sammy Jo? At least Sammy is out of the country.
How come NOTS is not one of the events to vote for?
How much coke do those people at HX want?

That's right everyone.
Sammy Jo and I are both nominated for Best DJ in the Universe. (I think that's what it said).

OK
Now it's personal.
Vote for ME!!!

But as Sammy Jo pointed out to me.
Look at the "Best Song" category.
No wonder we never win.
"Miles Away" by Madonna?
I never even heard of that song much less played it!

Here are the choices for best song.
(I voted for The Ting Tings)



Best Song:

Boom Boom Pow - Black Eyed Peas
Disturbia - Rihanna
If You Seek Amy - Britney Spears
Just Dance - Lady Gaga
Love Sex Magic - Ciara
Miles Away - Madonna
Paper Planes - MIA
Poker Face - Lady Gaga
Single Ladies - Beyonce
So What - Pink
Spotlight - Jennifer Hudson
That's Not My Name - Ting Tings

Nothing by Pink Martini?
By the way, Daddy, you doing Carnegie Hall next week?

I'm not sure seven
We are definitely going though.

no mention of nita or gant or tubway...
what did they do to the editors???

Oh Goblin!

On this topic i shall remain silent, except my pick for best dj is Brenda black.....

i KNEW there was something.
somebody spill it!!
daddy?? pickles2?? nancy?? bcneta???

Oh hon...

O.k peeps,

It's the last day to vote, so have your say.....

VOTE BRENDA BLACK! ( no relation)

Damn!
I already voted for myself.

For best club night i voted for "wheel of foreskin" at the Monster....

Genius!!!!!

And for best bar- Gym Sportsbar, which i think is the most agayzing concept ever in duping the gays into feeling butch.

I always like the feel of Butch.

AND THE WINNERS ARE…

Best Gay Bar g Lounge

Best Gay Club Splash

Best Gay Lounge Night Musical Mondays at Splash

Best Gay Club Night John Blair Saturdays at Splash

Best Gay Happy Hour Gym Sportsbar

Best Special Event The Saint At Large Black Party

Best Large Venue DJ Junior Vasquez

Best Small Venue DJ Corey Craig

Best Film Milk

Best TV Show RuPaul’s Drag Race

Best Song Poker Face - Lady Gaga

Best Play Equus

Best Musical Billy Elliot

Drag Queen of The Year Peppermint

Club Personality of the Year Amanda Lepore

Go-Go Boy of the Year Geronimo

Bartender of the Year Kristian Seeber, XES

New Yorker of the Year Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg

Oh hon...

apparently many hissy fits were on display at the awrd ceremony, cudos to HX for actually making people still care......

I only voted for Geronimo and Drag Race, everyone and thing else I voted for lost.
Don't waste any more coke on those HX vote talliers.

I only voted for myself.

Hmmmm...
I notice that the only people an' clubs that won were the ones that take out full page ads every week in the magazine.
Now that don't seem fair do it?

Oh, I guess that's what they are all protestin' over there in Aye Ran.
The HX Awards.

Where the hell have you been Bonnie?
Leave it to your steel trap fairness in journalism and clubland mind to ferret out the real reason for the HX awards winners choices.
Payola and kickbacks payola and kickbacks.
Well, I guess that doesn't leave any doubt in your mind about how you can get an HX award does it Bonnie.

It's the American way honey.

Everything I learned about nightlife I learned from doing the OPPOSITE of what is in HX.

(ok, and I picked up a few tricks from Mommy and Daddy)

Daddy, when can we open our toilet stall bar and buy full magazine ads every week so we can win an award? *

Literally, every page of the magazine is our ad.

If you're going to open a toilet stall bar I'm sure you will be using every page in HX magazine for something else.

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Literally, every page of the magazine is our ad.

I spit coffee over that one Pickles!

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