!BadAss! Burlesque commits Idolatry TONIGHT!

this is going to be incredible... a !BadAss! marathon which I wish I could spill the beans on, but I have been sworn to secrecy...

SPILL THE BEANS!!! SPILL THE BEANS!!!OK a litle hint?? And the flyer is BADASS too!!

such a nice night out... come on down to Knitting Factory

hint : leave the baggage at the door and get ready for lots of !BadAss! fun...

doors open at 8pm, bad behavior begins at 9pm


all are welcome

oh my gods

that was so intense... everyone was majorly !BadAss!, kick ass and hot as hell

love

The first show was smashing with loads of great peaks that brought the house to a roar. The venue has enough dark underground appeal to show off the performances in a suitably enhancing vibe. BOB was inspirational. Abby dropped choice and hilarious intros. Ammo had everyone on their feet cheering. All the performances were tough, sweet and supersexed, when Velocity takes a bath, Martini becomes the house maid and BOB simply gets ready for work you are in the company of hard working women. The scene backstage was classic bohemia. My advice, catch the next installment before word goes around and you have to fight a crowd for a good view.

so... if !BadAss! does xxx-mas then who's going to be Debbie?

Velocity... gorgeous... honey... darling... I am picturing you in a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader outfit


hmmmmm...







fruitcake anyone?

If Badass is doing Christmas I hope Santa hits my place BEFORE, cause after he stops at the show no goody goody is going to have a present delivery the rest of the night.

I just got a message from santas PR team and they are peeved that you told everyone he will be there during his off time... it seems that the chances of you receiving that crate of JD under the tree is slim

but you never know... I will see what I can do

Well then, Ms. Troy, I hope to meet you under the tree.

seven
I'm just noticing that all your posts say
"Posts: 665"
IT NEVER GOES TO 666!!!!!
What's up with that?

Daddy When you make a post in a thread it updates across all the threads. Reminds me of Karma! He is probably saving the official 666 for something really good!

when is that gonna be?
i had so much fun on sun. beautiful girls are my favorite christmas present!!

my pleasure to be in such motivated and talented company... it was so much fun... I'm looking forward to watching !BadAss! grow into a wonderful little monster...

now if I can just get over this damn flu in time to get my monthly !BadAss! fix on the 23rd...

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Ooooh, I can't WAIT for this! BadAss is getting BADDER all the time! And I've got a badass new crinoline I'll be rockin' for this, with some equally badass tights!
Yippeeeee for new clothes and hot babes taking THEIRS off!
xoxo
A

Thank you Abby :-)
You kicked ass last Sunday!

So! I have to say, I DID look awesome that night! It is now officially my favorite outfit!
xoxo
A

We can't wait to have you back in July!

Get your tickets online now @ - TicketWeb!

Just some of the scenes from last months !BadAss! by Pierre

Jo Boobs gives it her all..& then sum

Storm strikes again

Dirty Martini pays special tribute.

Velocity Chyaldd makes the vegans squirm.

Bambi gave us the genius Pink Beaver -'CandyPants'

Ammo does 'Hitchhikers delight' giving fantastic finger

The World Famous *BOB*'s grand 2001 finale!

Honor Among Thieves rounded out the night with the ferocious Cherokee up front!

scuse me for bein naive, but is this the bash to go to this weekend?

Yes indeed it is . Our monthly cycle rears its wild head again this Sat. 11pm @ the Knitting Factory....for complete info please visit -
www.BadAssBurlesque.com

OMG Velocity...that pic of you is so uber hot...I love your hair that length!!!

And Bambi as a pink Beaver???TOO MUCH!!!!

I look forward to you being a part of it this summer Amber

HAhA!!!
Winston Churchill and I have the same birthday!
DID you get my email about July???
femmechatte@yahoo.com

send us an email @ BadAssBurlesque@aol.com we'd love to have you this summer

A BIG thank you to all who came out to celebrate Fathers Day with us
Thank you to - World Famous *BOB*, Bambi, Jo Boobs, Cat, Delirium Tremons, Little Brooklyn,
Mz Saturn, Hate In The Box, DJ Madame Dollhaus and Empress Chi Chi Valenti for pulling out all the BadAss stops last weekend. Thank You! We couldn't rock with out you!

Wicked addition to !BadAss! Samhain -

"Aunt Rose" and other psychotic delights
will be featured on the big screen...

a HUGE Thank You goes out to the following
nightlife superstarz for making a killing
at our Samhain affair, that I will remember
for a long time to come -

Editrix Abby Ehmann
For hosting the show with madcap panache & verve.

World Famous *BOB*
that black toothed 2001 opener that hit the ground running!
Julie Atlas Muz
the vicious vamp that stole the show!
Amber Ray
the most dashing fireball we've ever seen!
Rose Wood
what can I say but ... damn! you sure know how to
work that Jack Daniels bottle in more ways than one ;-)
Storm
I'll never look at the virgin mary the same way again!
St. Rev. Jen Miller
making elderly people & sweet n low sooo sexy and nasty ;-)
Aprella
The group finale stunner that crowned the event!

Gorilla Bob
the handiest stage monkey in town ;-)

my band Vulgaras
for making it all happen last night!
Goddess Diana
for being such a trooper...sick as a dog and you still blew us away!
Skyler Blu
one hell of a debut honey! We are so proud of you :-)

Soundman Stefan & the staff at the Bowery Poetry Club for making us
feel at home

DJ's GothicHangman
and Madame Dollhaus
Both of you looked smashing and made the night sound feverishly fab!

Bartender Moonshine
We are so lucky to have a legend such as yourself gracing us with
hospitality, humor, and hooch!

Go-go'sRev. Jen,
thanks for pulling it off at the last minute ;-)
Rose Wood,
I can't wait til next month Rose!
Aardvark
and Fallen
Both of you were beautiful additions to the experience,
hope to have you both back next month!

To everyone who came out on this crazy Saturday Thank you for
giving us such a sexy crowd and wonderfully responsive energy!

Blessed Bees,
BadAss Producer
Velocity Chyaldd

http://www.BadAssBurlesque.com

Time to give thanxxx to all of those
who created the adventurous unity and
powerful vibe last Anniversary !BadAss! 11/19.

Thanks to everyone who came out to support & share

our 1st year Anniversary Experience!

A big thanxxx to the World Famous *BOB*
who gave her ALL hosting and her infamous
*BOB* number, honoring our 1st anniversary!

Thank you to DJ's Madame Dollhaus & GothicHangman
for giving us all music to jump & grind to
with inovation & zeal!

Super thanks to the staff at the Bowery Poetry Club...
your hopitality and acceptance is overwhelming :-)

Moonshine! It's such a treat to have a
beautiful spirit at the Spirits!

Saint Reverend Jen Miller, Bambi, Dirty Martini,
Little Brooklyn, Irene D., Rose Wood & Mz. Tickle
I owe my !BadAss! to ya'll, for without the !BadAsses!
I have no !BadAss! a 1000 delighted spank-you's!

Faceboy...you saved our !BadAsses! backstage and onstage,
thanks for helping our wild rivers run smooth!

And a juicy shout out to GOODFINGER! Sex, decadence and class!
All that and tremendous talent to boot!

and last but not least a special thank you to Gerry....
the Gaia Breath beneath my wings :-)
Blessed Bees,
V=d/t

Here are some fab images Pierre captured on cam!

Here's a peek at last months XXX-mas !BadAss!

Tomorrow will be a hoot!

SATURDAY JANUARY 14th MIDNITE!


!BadAss!


is having a FULL MOON !BadAss! Party!


At the Bowery Poetry Club


308 Bowery @ Bleeker
V & F train to 2nd Ave.


6 train to Bleeker


212-614-0505


15 dollhairs



Stage Mistress - The World Famous *BOB*



Your DJ's - Madame Dollhaus - spinning Vinyl! &


Gothichangman - delivering Mac!



Your Intoxicant Tapster - Moonshine



Stage Manager - Goddess Diana



!BadAss! Burlesquers this month are-



World Famous *BOB*


Velocity Chyaldd


Mish Va De Vil


Rose Wood


Deity


Scotty the Blue Bunny


Jo Boobs


St. Rev. Jen Miller


and Insectavora!



With the live decadent dark sounds of Folk Fiction throughout!

LET'S MAKE THIS NEW YEAR !BADASS!!!!!

!BadAss! is tonite is now at 12am.

Due to Bowery's schedule demands....
we must all be midnite boyz n girlz
and howl at the moon following the
blessed midnight hour.....can't wait ;-)
For all details go to - !BadAss!

for those who missed last months badassers here is a peek, thanks to photographer Ed Barnas

Ed Barnas does it again....
Here are some of his highlights
from Feb. 18th post Valentines show -

Visit - http://www.badassburlesque.com
for vrtual slideshow of the last year
and a half of !BadAss! manic moments.