INTERVENTION

Let's shake off your DT's with me this Thursday @ Sapphire

I LOVE this.
VERY clever!
Finally there are some interesting club nights to go to in New York.

I think my daughter Sammy Jo might need a little intervention. Ever since she got back from the UK she has been...
well, different.

funny...
she looks the same to me.

My name is Daddy and I have a problem.
There, I've said it.
I feel much better.

I'm in recovery now.
Well, the first step anyway.
I've admitted that I have a problem and now they tell me that I have to DJ the demons out of my system.
So Thursday May 4 I'll be spinnning at INTERVENTION.
Spinning all my demons into oblivion!
(Or at least into Adam Goldstone).

I say we rally the troops..... Brace yerself daddy and Adam!

Shades of Magique. Blocks away from me home. Count on me and Messy Bonnie Raitt stopping by to vomit after we're done hanging on Forsythe Street rolling drunk cab drivers.

OK count me in but remember, I'm pregnant.
So I'll be partying for two.

You mean vomiting for two!

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Seven are you dating Messy these days?

Naw. We are just such good facilitators of eachothers' foibles that it makes great nonsense to hang at the same parties. When she gets too messy I can still steer the ol gal towards the right trade for the night. And when horny clubflies start to try to grope me Bonnie is the perfect pit bull. Plus, instigator that I am, I always like showing up at a party where they won't let her in and I get to just step right past her while she's loitering on the curb with that desperate misfit look on her face -I mean even a social reject like me needs someone to look down on- that's why Bonnie is one of the most important people in NYC for me.

We have worked out a short list of fun club games we play though. 'Bonnie in the Dark', for instance, which is a simple trick where I ask a total gym queen in the club to meet me in the men's room in two minutes but when they shut the door behind them in the toilet where we've unscrewed the light they find themselves in the clutches of the messy one. Another fun one is where we pick out someone and ask them to hold our cash for a minute while we 'search' Bonnie's purse for some cigs. Then we turn back to the mark, ask for our cash, count it, and tell them its short $25 and they better cough it up or we'll get security on them.

But I think you and me should double date Bonnie sometime. Just not at one of Sweetie's parties, I don't wanna get banned from those because of the company I keep.

Aw seven you're so sweet.
We haven't played "Bonnie in the Dark" in ages.
I almost forgot about that game.

Thanks for the offer .. but I hear the only reason Adam Goldstone invited Daddy to play is to see if he could get a hook up with Bonnie... so don't want to cramp his style.

Then come a little later, around 3AM. Goldstone should either be getting a workout with the messy one by then, or be dead.

Here is a little inspiration my counselor Jill Herman sent me.

Intervention Inspiration.

And Bonnie,
Your ex-girlfriend Tiffany E-mailed me.
She's coming with Nancy Isla.

Tiffany

Looks like a decided lack of intervention there, Daddy.

I like Tiffany.
She's good people.
I wonder if she knows Messy Bonnie is pregnant?

She does now asshole.

Here is some more Intervention Inspiration from Jill.

Me and Betty Domination will be there... lock up yer latino's!
Can u handle it! LOL

Seven, Miss U, Lexie, Sweetie - how about a gathering of the gang? It's a perfect low key spot for a chin wag...

I'm totally there. But not until late. Messy Bonnie Raitt called from the Toombs again. I have to bail her out as usual. Maybe we'll bring some hunky jailkeepers!

Don't make it too late... it's a school night for me...

HA HA HA - famous last words above!!
I got home at 3.30am
In the workplace now... drunk and faux-incharge!
What a great night..... really fun party... I think we should all support this one.... everyone wanted to have fun,especially my brassy broads! We ended up going on to my fave tittie haunt... LORDY LORD.... all I can say is - what happened there stays there! Jeez! Jeez Jeez talk of an intervention....
Put it this way Dirty Martini was SHOCKED!

I saw a nipple get busy last night and someone showed me where he recently got stabbed.

Am mortified by my behaviour........

What a cute party!!!!
Congratulations to Jill and Adam.
Thanks for my intervention.
As Adam told me last night, "Daddy, after a certain age that kind of behavior is not so cute".
I guess he's right.
Anyway, last night was a hoot.
You people are freaks.

And I heard all about what happened after you all left INTERVENTION with Naughty Anna Nicole...
DAMN!!!
I wish we could write about THAT but we can't.
Famous sports stars! Hookers! girls doing shots off girls tits! A Star of a well-known HBO Mafia series who...
Oh forget it, too many people read these boards now.
I wish I could have gone with you because Messy-You-Know-Who showed up after you left and puked all over the DJ booth.

We got a chair here with your name on it.

We might need an intervention!

Mmmm Breakfast, lunch, AND Dinner.

Here, let me identify the girls in the picture.

Thursday, 6/1/2006:
Intervention: The Anti-Party

Take that first step toward regaining your dignity with recovery counselor Jill Herman. Group leader Adam Goldstone and special guest DJ Lemar Henderson spin enabling anthems and cracked-out beats"”electro, glam-house, cha-cha disco, and more. Fall off the wagon the first Thursday of every month.

Thursday, June 1, 2006
Sapphire Lounge.
249 Eldridge Street at East Houston Street
Subway: F, V to 1st Avenue
10pm-4am, $5


Replace frustration and despair with hope and action.
www.theantiparty.com

Nancy Reagan Pinata Tonight

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It's time for another Intervention!

Am working late tonight so might trot over there if i still have energy.... brace yourself luvies...

You know it's NEXT Thursday Anna Nicole?

I really hope you and all "The Girls" can make it again!