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Anna NicoleAnna NicoleSage
Arrrrgh! You know s/he is not one of my favourite people.......but that feud was many years ago........ and we all mellow .....(or do we?)....blonde streaks (it happens to the best of us!)..and i guess it is better than the time she took those tanning tablets that turned the palms of her hands bright Tellytubbie yellow!
Does she still live with the wife and boyfriend? (Lyn and Pete?) _ Lee Chappel are you on line...tell us the dish?
Anna NicoleAnna NicoleSage
who was Jason? I never knew him...should i have known him???? Daddy dish! daddy dish!
Steve Coy, poor lamb...not the sharpest knife in the drawer...(but then again who is bothered with the mantel piece when ya pokin the fire eh!) what about Pete's wife...is he still with her? They hate me...i think it was back to the days he bought a Westwood duffle coat and i told him he looked like Paddington Bear.... this was way back in the days...when he used to paint his forehead yellow - jimmyscouse you must remember this...Probe records, Catherine St... better news is the fact that Wayne Hussey who used to be in DOA is doing SO well making the $$$ with Mission UK Internationally... well done 'Our Wayne'...and to think..it wasn't that long ago..that Pete and Steve kidnapped Waynes gear (guitar etc) in the hope it would stop him from giggin! HA!
Zazoo and SatoriZazoo and SatoriSage
Then this must have been taken right after your comment:



She was still with him about 6-7 years ago when they cancelled that concert in Indy. Lynn was the one that showed up to tell them that they'd been booked in a "Truck Stop." They got mad and cancelled the show...

Wayne's done better than both of his former bands... Sisters of Mercy haven't put out anything since what '91?

XXXOOO
Satori

[This message was edited by Zazoo and Satori on 08-21-02 at 07:07 AM.]
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Zazoo and SatoriZazoo and SatoriSage
This just in...


Poor Pete Burns. The Dead Or Alive singer has been sectioned by the police for his own safety.

The problems began when Pete was seen in Notting Hill trying to superglue one of his stiletto shoes to a parked car.

A friend saw him and, thinking he'd been on a drink or drug binge, suggested he go home and sober up.

Pete tried to go home, but he had forgotten where he lived, so broke into his neighbour's house. She came home a few hours later and heard singing and music coming from upstairs.

Upon reaching the bathroom, she found Pete sitting in her bath in full drag, singing "You spin me round" in a trance-like state.

Pete is currently being held in a maximum security "celebrity relaxation centre".
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Zazoo and SatoriZazoo and SatoriSage
New "You Spin Me Round" mixes soon to be released...

You Spin Me Round (Squeaky Clean Mix)
You Spin Me Round (Shower Power Mix)
You Spin Me Round (Tub Dub)
You Spin Me Round (Heels on Wheels Mix)
You Spin Me Round (Unglued)
You Spin Me Round (Glue vs. Lo o Mix)
You Spin Me Round (Extra Conditioning Mix)

with extra bonus track:
Isn't It a Pity (That I'm Completely Out of My Head Mix)

~Zazoo~

[This message was edited by Zazoo and Satori on 08-22-02 at 02:37 PM.]
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Anna NicoleAnna NicoleSage
Oh what a hoot! I am LOVING THIS!
I am sure its true too... too bizarre a story to make up.... s/he has just lost it... but we knew that ages ago.... sad when i think about Pete as he was the one person i knew who was fairly 'inspired' with his image in the early days..when he worked in our local record shop..he used to serve wearing a chain or human fingers bones (courtesy of The Cramps I believe) and black contact lense that covered his whole eye (the white and iris) ... it was a great image... but then he just started head to toe in a designer which to me is no different than a scally kid wearing Fubu or Nike head to toe... and now..i just don't think s/he knows who s/he is.... and the image is just tired...reminds me of a dark haired Lily Savage (for you who know Lil)...the bitterness s/he has too is just sad-bastard to me also...(can't we all just get along!!)..but, anyway! I LOVE this story... thanks for keeping us posted!
Anna NicoleAnna NicoleSage
You guys are demented if you think this distorted looks is good... this all reminds me of that movie Brazil... when Katherine Helmond gets all that wierd surgery and everyone is saying how fab she looks! LOL Daddy... i thought you and I had the same taste (tee hee tee hee)

You're all mad... God bless ya!
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Chi ChiChi ChiAbsolute Empress
Talk about smashing the boundaries - how could one not applaud such a visionary and pilgrim. Like a much more saleable version of Jamie Gumb in Silence of the Lambs, sewing himself a suit of female, Pete is BECOMING.

But the pop cult reference I immediately had was from Ab Fab when Edina is getting the lips done in the dream and suddenly her lips are half the size of her face and she begs "No More!"

But agree or disagree with you Anna Nicole, you are always divine reading..
daddydaddySage
Billy was calling them "Bris Martinis" because they had this pink lychee fruit thing at the bottom of the glass that looked like a shriveled up baby foreskin. I didn't write it before because it's gross and I don't know how to spell Bris. I looked it up but couldn't find it.
Anyway they were "Bris Martinis".

If Jackie Mason, Charles Schwab or Mayor Ed Koch are lurking in this forum maybe you can help us spell "Bris".
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