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Who are you calling a white whale? Call me Miss Shemale.(ishmael . . . mishmael . . . miss she male . . . get it?)*?

Oh I smell a epic in the making, doll. That was the magic of the Pyramid, Jackie60, and other the clubs back ZEN . . . talk about "Farewell Charming Old New York" . . . clubs were places to drink, hang-out, dance, get laid, hear music, but they were also theaters for little drama-queens and kings . . . to come up with an idea, add some hot glue, duct tape and a staple gun . . . and voila! Le show!

One really hot boring summer Bunny and I decided to do the easiest show we could think of . . . it was a throw away idea Bunny came up with when she found a copy of the Zoom! LP . . . ZOOM! (the kiddie PBS show) co-starring Triscuit & Davey Illku . . . we put a line in the budget for pot, and each week during the summer, we got twenty bucks for a couple of dime bags which we smoked before going on stage as little PBS-nerd kids.

* Oh, doll everyone (in a tiny niche in an ivory tower somewhere within telescope sight of Natucket) knows that the wacky world of Mevillania is rife with footnotage. I suspect that Papa Herman loved a good endnote, doll
Originally posted by daddy:
I stand corrected Hap, it is a colored parenthetical statement even though it did indeed fall within a colored footnote.
But what about my Melville quote?
Is it correct?

Daddy - my apologies for losing sight of your Melville scholarship in lieu of my petty quibbling over parenthisis versus footnotage.* Yes you are correct indeed, it is from chapter 82,

Daddy, I can see it now, picture it . . . a remake of What Ever Happened to Baby Hapi?. With you and the Empress as the parents and Hattie and I as little Joan Crawford and Bette Davis . . . but instead of a Vaudville circuit they live off of Baby Hapi's erudite Melville scholarship . . . "I don't want to present my paper on the meaning of the white whale. I want an ice cream!"

* That reminds me. What ever happend to Hattie's footman, Gnome? (Parenthetically speaking . . . a whole 'nother movie remake.)

xxoo Haps
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Yes... i've slipped into the hair gel world here and i can't stand up. after laughing my ass off over the GAB effect and gaining true insight into past questions.... i feel ready to know some more. 1st... josh... that's correct and it was the first 3 wigstocks (or 4) that i put the sound system together. later.... i saw the systems grow (along with all the cocks) and it became "ITSELF" .....
Hapi.... you still demand room in my head while so many others have faded away. and sweetie.... sister was usually the ONE to tell me(along with *****) to cut the show. i just got used to it and could feel there telepathic calls from below (basement office).... I honestly can say... 99.8% of the time with you i enjoyed your company. some of it ... i just NEVER understood (because i came from R.I. and i was "gloden gloves" ...HAHAHAHA) still.... that club has remained my favorite of them ALL and what i saw there give me the nerve to stretch the boundries here in China. i'm waiting for all or any of you to get hip to the scene here and help me open a club. I have no doubt of it's success. I mean ... NYC i believe is now OFF THE MAP for clubbing. I miss you all...also ... Dance Noise performed alot at 8bc where i 1st met many of your faces. (i was the only house dj there for almost 2 yrs. plus all tech stuff.) i met Ethyl there .... i lived on the 3 fl. of 8bc and she often stayed over with Corneilus and dennis. do any of you remember the july 4th "pigroasts" ! we passeed out free mushrooms and acid. .... I'm sitting in a room with 200 chinese video game players talking into their headphone mic.'s .... i can't continue any longer..... to be continued.
I do remember Nozomi of the pigroasts, and the group Kilpig; we did a musical project together.

Dana, do you speak Mandarin, or something Chinese, or??

May I ask..

Quote Dana: "sister was usually the ONE to tell me(along with *****) to...."

Is ***** the former boss, now gone, initials BB, who seems to be un-nameable here? Have I transgressed? (Trans-dressed?) I think about this person, and of Ruth Polsky too.
Speaking of DanceNoise - I just performed with Lucy & Ann yesterday at BAM at an "Ibsen in the 21st Century" Seminar or something like that . . .we did excerpts of "Hedda Gabler Hedda Gabler" that we originally did in 1992 Ann flew in From SF just for this show. Gina Varla Vitro (Chicklet)di Pookie (Richard Move)'s part . . . it was a bit wierd to have all these Ibsen scholars talking about Ibsen and what not from a dais - and then for us to go up on the demonstration stage and perform semi-nude dances . . . go figure. Well, I just quit my day job with the health, dental and pension plans . . . and doing that show was sort of a shamanistic exclamation point to jumping into the great unkowable void (again). Wheeee! Haps.
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