Well now that you mention it I had forgotten that
Messy Bonnie does occasionally board the Plymouth Brockton Bus to come up here and drink with the fishermen. And she does like to throw her cigarettes in the trash and watch it catch fire.
Or was that just to keep warm because her favorite B&B is the bench in front of Town Hall?
Good news to report, no fires in two weeks.
The arsonist has not been captured and no fresh
gossip to report, no one has a clue.

Last month, just before Halloween, was the
Fantasia Fair. The "longest running annual
event in the transgender world!" which began
here in 1975.
Had a ball at Fantasia Follies but the real show
is on the street during the day. Unsuspecting
tourists who have not an idea what is going on
are challenged to comprehend what they are seeing.
Occasionally a snicker, other times a loud "you go girl!",
the "tall ships", as they are affectionately
called, are the toast of the town for a week.
But many stay for two weeks. Coming from places like
"Henpecked, Kentucky", Ptown is the only place they would venture outside dressed. Ever.

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Divine lived here!
There is this elderly woman named Alice who loves my dog, she lives along the bay.
When I see her, in a thick Boston accent she says "That dog is a movie stAAAR!".
Anyway, she told me a cute story about how when Divine was her neighbor(see picture)
he would come knocking at her door in the morning to ask if she had any pot. weed

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Seeing as I referred to Alice as "a elderly woman", I feel compelled to point out that the Alice who was once Divines' neighbor is NOT the wonderful Alice Brock. The Alice who shared her maryjane with Divine happens to be elderly.

Living here makes one realize that details like this are very, very important to clarify.
Once pegged a vicious gossip, the townspeople appear on your doorstep with pitchforks and torches ablaze!!!
Greetings from Ptown. The season is slowly creeping up on us here and the local news gets juicier each day. One of our selectmen just had a gay sexual harassment charge placed against him due to his 3 year hassling of a local straight contractor, who finally got tired of being asked for some "lip service" from the selectman in order to rush his contracting permit request through. And a 35 year old straight man from Hyannis was just arrested for raping a straight 18 year old man from Bulgaria here. And the town arsonist has set a record 18 fires since last October with no end in sight.

Here we go again.
Bobby please don't talk about lesbians like that. Not everyone knows how easy Lady Clairol really is.
Calling them grey whales will only get them mad and you don't want that do you?

I love that P.P.Town pettiness is starting already and the season hasn't even begun.
Bulgarian rapes, lip service from a selectman all fun but the arsonist is worring me.
I hope they catch her.
Well there seems to be a theory around town that the arsonist is a woman. Don't ask me why, though I would imagine that anyone with a pack of matches or a lighter can start a fire.

But we're too busy having fun to worry about it.

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Mad
Okay, I need to vent if I'm going to get any sleep tonight.

The remains of the waning "Circut" crowd has descended upon Provincetown this week, unfortunately!

Seeing as I work in a local club, I cannot avoid interacting with this glaringly repellent group of people.
I feel like I am being SWALLOWED UP BY A VENUS FLY TRAP ON STEROIDS.
And not in a good way.

I'm working the door, just checking that everyone entering has their wristband.
An honest job.
Doing so I have encountered every single embarrassingly cheap, downright shady queen in this town.
They attempt every and any tired ass trick in the book to skip the cover. Straight up mopping.

The rather entertaining element is that as they enter the club they directly face a wall of mirrors.
I've felt like a behavioral scientist observing the circut boy reaction/interaction with their own reflection.
I am now certain of one thing. VANITY knows NO bounds.
Some, make that most, check the hair and primp it for about 90 seconds (even when wearing a hat). Some glance and slow down as they cross the threshold and their reflection disappears. Some become utterly transfixed and seem unable to keep moving. Some start to dance feverishly with themselves. Some surprisingly scowl at themselves. Some get very, very close to the mirror and actually touch their reflected image lovingly.
Some stare for a while, then turn around and realize I am watching them, panic and scurry away.
That's when I laugh. Big Grin
Sorry, but I do find heterosexual outrage to be humorous. Just stupid that gayness seems to be one of the most potent triggers for it. This article was in the national press for about the tenth time this week. Please excuse my comments in upper case. Just call me a connoisseur of American Backwardnesses.
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Sex acts on Provincetown beaches prompt outrage (DON'T THEY MEAN ORGASMS?)
By Katy Jordan
Monday, July 7, 2008 - Updated 1h ago

Frisky ( "FRISKY" - AN EPITHET USUALLY USED FOR PET DOGS BUT HERE ITS SLIGHTLY EFFEMINATE CONNOTATIONS BEING APPLIED AS A CODED REFERENCE TO THOSE GAYS! ) sun worshipers I THINK THEY MEAN ˜BUN' WORSHIPPERS are flocking to have sex on the beach in Provincetown - but are sending horrified family vacationers packing, officals said. THIS IS SUCH A GREAT OPENING SCENE FOR THIS MORALITY PLAY.

Angry Cape Cod National Seashore officials said they are cracking down on public sex acts along the picturesque WHAT DO THEY THINK MAKES IT PICTURESQUE ANYWAY? shoreline after the number of citations for public sex acts more than tripled, from an average of 40 to 132 last year. THEY ARE MISSING THE BLATANTLY OBVIOUS OPPORTUNITY TO GENERATE PILES OF REVENUE FOR THE MUNICIPALITY, SIMPLY CHARGE A FEE FOR BEACH SEX!

"This is not what we're interested in seeing," BUT IF IT WAS NAKED WOMEN IT WOULD BE DIFFERENT OF COURSE said George Price, Superintendent of the National Seashore. "Over the last couple of years, public (sex) acts like this have been viewed by visitors." DOES THAT MEAN FUCKING ON THE BEACH WOULD BE OKAY IF NO ONE SAW IT? Price said officials are baffled as to why the vacation mecca has suddenly become a hotbed of public sex for randy exhibitionists. HELLO! BECAUSE THE SECRET IS OUT YOU BUREAUCRATIC IDIOTS.

"Laws and enforcement have not changed - it just seems to be something that some people decided we want to see," Price said. OH SURE, THE JOYSEEKERS ARE INTENTIONALLY PUTTING ON A SHOW FOR YOU MR. PRICE.

Complaints have included whale-watchers sailing past large groups of nude men, LOL and families stumbling upon people engaged in sex acts on the pristine PRISTINE, MEANING CHASTE AND PURE national NATIONAL, MEANING GAY SEX ON THE BEACH IS UNPATRIOTIC, UNAMERICAN shore that attracts tens of thousands of vacationers from throughout the world each year. A DIFFERENT KIND OF ˜WHALE' WATCHING. WHY NOT CHARGE FOR VIEWING GAY BEACH ORGIES – THE PARK WOULD MAKE MILLIONS!

One complaint, issued in 2007, was from a New Jersey family walking in the dunes who encountered couples and a large group of men having "sex in the nude, including oral and anal sex right out in the open," the Cape Cod Times reported last week. MY MY HOW SHOCKING, PEOPLE ACTUALLY HAVE SEX IN THE NUDE!

"The majority is gay, but we've had issues with hetero sex as well. Families are upset and outraged," Price said. AS IF YOU COULD MAKE A FAMILY WITHOUT SEX. MAYBE THEY ARE JUST EMBARRASSED AT THE WHOLE AWKWARD PROCESS THAT PRODUCED THEM? FREUD WOULD LOVE IT.

He added that many gay community members are also appalled about the recent surge in public sex, WHAT A FAT LIE which is illegal under federal and state laws and can incur heavy fines.

"It's really two issues, one is the nude sunbathing, which has been around since the '70s and '80s, and that issue is being addressed. AD-DRESSED: MORE FREUDIANISMS.

"But the issue that we're talking about today is public sex: It's a seashore problem and it's a town problem," he said. MEANING, IT'S A GAY PROBLEM.

WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO LIBERTY AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS ?
TOTALLY WEIRD THAT SEX, WHEN IT IS ON A BEACH, IS VIEWED LIKE IT WAS LITTER AND POLLUTION.
Spent the day at the beach and the crackdown is in full effect. Was enjoying a "bit of Bob Hope" weed, and suddenly a park ranger on horseback came galloping down our lovely National Seashore. He wasn't focused on me luckily, he seemed trained on the bare butts a little further down the beach. Have never seen them on horseback before, this is a new one. Oh well! I guess there will be no screwing til' after Labor Day when they couldn't care less what happens on the beach. Roll Eyes
Oh hon, me an' Jackie Bigalow blew a couple a them park rangers a couple a weeks ago.
They was hot.
Just tied up them horses, smoked a couple a doobies and got it on right there on the beach.
Don't know what the hell that Christian cookie bakin' bitch is complainin' about.
She should loosin' up.
Ptown Report July 27th:

This season has brought the return of Jimmy James and Hedda Lettuce as well as Jackie Beat ( here until labor Day) and the wondrous David Ilku along with Mike Albo and The Nellie Olsons. The Ryan Landry Gold Dust Orphans Theater troup has brought their Smash Sold out Hit " Wizzin " from Boston to The Crown & Anchor to run until the end of August. I recently stepped in for Ryan in the lead role as The Wicked Witch of the Westend for one very special performance only. I had a great time and it was so good to be sharing the stage with Jackie 60 sister and Boy bar legend Afrodite. It is now gay family week and the town is crawling with children and their gay parents. I can't wait until Labor Day. The theme of Carnival this year is The Wild West, all cowboys and indians. Hope everyone is having a great summer.

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